《Sports Song》歌词

歌曲： Sports Song

所属专辑：Mandatory Fun

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 02:14

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Sports Song - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权[00:00:03]

Your sports team is vastly inferior[00:00:03]

你的运动员们都好菜[00:00:07]

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see[00:00:07]

这不争的事实不是明摆着的么[00:00:10]

We're gonna kick your collective posterior[00:00:10]

我轻而易举就能踢你的屁屁（将你们打趴）[00:00:14]

Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively[00:00:14]

当然啦 你知道我用的是明喻[00:00:18]

Our stars are thoroughly impressive[00:00:18]

我们的光环会亮瞎你的狗眼[00:00:22]

Our coach really has the Midas touch[00:00:22]

我们的教练是能腐朽为神奇的大神[00:00:25]

Our players are fast and strong and brave[00:00:25]

我们的运动员们个个身手敏捷 英勇神速 [00:00:29]

And your guys eh not so much[00:00:29]

你的队员们 额 不值一提[00:00:36]

In fact we've played teams across the nation[00:00:36]

要知道 我们可是打遍全国无敌手[00:00:39]

And you're the worst one we've come across[00:00:39]

你们真是我们遇过最烂的对手了[00:00:43]

Try to assimilate that information[00:00:43]

最好提前有个心理准备[00:00:47]

And it just might help you cope with your impending loss[00:00:47]

这可有助于你接受等下失败的现实[00:00:51]

Oh and if somehow we are still failing[00:00:51]

如果冷不防的我们输了[00:00:54]

To affectively articulate the points at hand[00:00:54]

我们照样能冷静公布分数[00:00:58]

Allow us now to summarize them in a manner[00:00:58]

归结你们的战术再来个出其不意[00:01:02]

That your feeble brains can understand[00:01:02]

你们这些弱智应该能理解吧[00:01:05]

We're great (we're great)[00:01:05]

我们就是那么强[00:01:07]

And you suck (you suck)[00:01:07]

你们就是那么弱[00:01:09]

We're great (we're great)[00:01:09]

我们就是那么强[00:01:11]

And you suck (you suck)[00:01:11]

你们就是那么弱[00:01:13]

We're great (we're great)[00:01:13]

我们就是那么强[00:01:14]

And you suck (you suck)[00:01:14]

你们就是那么弱[00:01:16]

You see there's us (we're great)[00:01:16]

你见识了我们有多强 你有多菜吧[00:01:18]

And then there's you (you suck)[00:01:18]

你有多菜吧 哇哈哈[00:01:20]

We're really really great (really great)[00:01:20]

我们就是超级无敌的强[00:01:23]

In contrast you really suck (really suck)[00:01:23]

相反 你们就是超级无敌的弱[00:01:27]

Okay full disclosure we're not that great[00:01:27]

好吧 说实话吧 我们其实也没那么强[00:01:31]

But nevertheless you suck[00:01:31]

无论如何 你们真的是逊爆了[00:01:42]

Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat[00:01:42]

你的团队很快会遭遇滑铁卢[00:01:45]

That theory's backed up by empirical evidence[00:01:45]

这结论可是我的经验之谈[00:01:49]

We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat[00:01:49]

你们等着做烧肉汉堡吧（被碾成肉碎）[00:01:53]

Again of course we're speaking in the figurative sense[00:01:53]

对啊 又是明喻哦 晓得不[00:01:57]

What's the use of even going through the motions[00:01:57]

你们明知道会输[00:02:00]

When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow[00:02:00]

干嘛还死撑着 走个过场也可以免的啦[00:02:04]

So why don't you save us all some time[00:02:04]

为什么不让大家省点时间 [00:02:08]

And give up now (you suck )[00:02:08]

放弃吧 菜鸟[00:02:13]