《Foil》歌词

歌曲： Foil

所属专辑：Mandatory Fun

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 02:22

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Foil - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

I never seem to finish all my food[00:00:00]

I always get a doggie bag from the waiter[00:00:05]

So I just keep what's still unchewed[00:00:11]

And I take it home save it for later[00:00:16]

But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation[00:00:22]

Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation[00:00:26]

I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve[00:00:28]

I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers[00:00:33]

Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer[00:00:37]

I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight[00:00:40]

With aluminum foil[00:00:44]

Never settle for less[00:00:48]

That kind of wrap is just the best[00:00:51]

To keep your sandwich nice and fresh[00:00:53]

Stick it in your cooler[00:00:56]

Eat it when you're ready[00:00:59]

But maybe you'll choose[00:01:01]

A refreshing herbal tea[00:01:06]

Mmm lovely [00:01:11]

Oh by the way I've cracked the code[00:01:13]

I've figured out these shadow organizations[00:01:18]

And the Illuminati know[00:01:24]

That they're finally primed for world domination[00:01:29]

And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border[00:01:35]

Puppet masters for the New World Order[00:01:39]

Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you[00:01:41]

And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing[00:01:46]

Thought control rays psychotronic scanning[00:01:50]

Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat[00:01:52]

From aluminum foil[00:01:57]

Wear a hat that's foil lined[00:02:01]

In case an alien's inclined[00:02:03]

To probe your butt or read your mind[00:02:06]

Looks a bit peculiar[00:02:09]

Seems a little crazy[00:02:12]

But someday I'll prove[00:02:14]

There's a big conspiracy[00:02:19]