《Dare to Be Stupid》歌词

歌曲： Dare to Be Stupid

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:25

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Dare to Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me[00:00:22]

It's time for us to join in the fight[00:00:24]

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys[00:00:27]

It's time to let the bedbugs bite[00:00:29]

You better put all your eggs in one basket[00:00:32]

You better count your chickens before they hatch[00:00:34]

You better sell some wine before it's time[00:00:37]

You better find yourself an itch to scratch[00:00:40]

You better squeeze all the charmin[00:00:43]

You can while Mr Wimpole's not around[00:00:44]

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan[00:00:48]

Talk with your mouth full[00:00:56]

Bite the hand that feeds you[00:00:59]

Bite on more than you chew[00:01:01]

What can you do[00:01:04]

Dare to be stupid[00:01:05]

Take some wooden nickles[00:01:07]

Look for Mr Goodbar[00:01:09]

Get your mojo working now[00:01:12]

I'll show you how[00:01:14]

You can dare to be stupid[00:01:15]

You can turn the other cheek[00:01:18]

You can just give up the ship[00:01:21]

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip[00:01:23]

Dare to be stupid[00:01:27]

Come on and dare to be stupid[00:01:29]

It's so easy to do[00:01:31]

Dare to be stupid[00:01:32]

We're all waiting for you[00:01:34]

Let's go[00:01:35]

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill[00:01:46]

So can I have a volunteer[00:01:50]

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk[00:01:52]

Now it's time for crying in your beer[00:01:54]

Settle down raise a family join the P-T-A[00:01:57]

Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet[00:02:00]

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away[00:02:03]

It's ok you can dare to be stupid[00:02:05]

It's like spitting on a fish[00:02:08]

It's like barking up a tree[00:02:11]

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free[00:02:14]

Dare to be stupid yes[00:02:18]

Why don't you dare to be stupid[00:02:20]

It's so easy to do[00:02:22]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:23]

We're all waiting for you[00:02:24]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:26]

Burn your candle at both ends[00:02:27]

Look a gift horse in the mouth[00:02:29]

Mashed potatoes can be your friends[00:02:33]

You can be a coffee achiever[00:02:41]

You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver[00:02:42]

The future's up to you[00:02:45]

So what you gonna do[00:02:47]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:48]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:50]

What did I say[00:02:51]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:52]

Tell me what did I say[00:02:53]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:55]

It's alright[00:02:56]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:57]

We can be stupid all night[00:02:58]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:00]

Come on join the crowd[00:03:01]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:03]

Shout it out loud[00:03:04]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:06]

I can't hear you[00:03:07]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:08]

Ok I can hear you now[00:03:09]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:11]

Let's go dare to be stupid[00:03:12]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:14]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:15]

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