《Welcome to Youtube(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Welcome to Youtube(Explicit)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:34

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Welcome to YouTube - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

Before youtube I walked through life[00:00:14]

And now I frolic[00:00:18]

Youtube's been like a father to me[00:00:25]

Except youtube's not an alcoholic[00:00:27]

Before youtube I was just a skinny white kid[00:00:36]

That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was[00:00:38]

And now well not much has changed but I have[00:00:45]

A shit load of money[00:00:49]

'Cause youtube is a place for people to share their ideas[00:00:55]

If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls[00:00:59]

And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the jonas brothers[00:01:02]

I'm just kidding but let's be honest that's a hefty majority[00:01:05]

And if you don't believe me well then you must[00:01:09]

Be a noob[00:01:12]

So welcome to youtube[00:01:14]

And you don't know what your missing a just try[00:01:16]

Searching women kissing[00:01:18]

It's youtube it's just what this country's been needing[00:01:19]

A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading[00:01:21]

Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot[00:01:24]

And chris crocker's not no he's hotter[00:01:27]

Most of the best youtubers are either asian or they're gay[00:01:38]

So there's an untapped youtube celebrity and his name is george takei[00:01:42]

And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain[00:01:46]

I pray to god that that's chocolate rain[00:01:49]

And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive[00:01:51]

Because barack obama won the election because of youtube[00:01:55]

Wait did I say youtube I meant the black vote[00:02:01]

And I think youtube and fred are so cool[00:02:06]

And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube[00:02:10]

So welcome to youtube[00:02:15]

Welcome to youtube[00:02:20]

Hey welcome to youtube[00:02:23]

I said a listen and linger[00:02:25]

Charlie the unicorn bit my finger[00:02:27]

It's youtube the impact is evident[00:02:29]

Miss teen south carolina just ran for vice president[00:02:31]

Upload a video you got nothing to lose[00:02:34]

Except all of your friends[00:02:37]

And the approval of your parents[00:02:41]

Ohh yeah[00:02:43]

Hi my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old[00:02:47]

And I got drunk at a party and I think[00:02:49]

Someone was videotaping it[00:02:50]

But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I[00:02:51]

Showed half of my boob[00:02:53]

Sorry Mary[00:02:54]

Welcome to youtube[00:02:55]

Say hello to youtube[00:02:59]

And say goodbye to your college scholarship[00:03:04]

And if your video doesn't appeal to me[00:03:10]

You gotta change the key word[00:03:13]

Welcome to youtube ohh[00:03:15]

I said welcome to youtube yeah[00:03:19]

And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop[00:03:25]

No until it's privatized[00:03:28]