《Bo fo Sho(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Bo fo Sho(Explicit)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:08

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Okay on that note I'm gonna rap[00:00:00]

Heh yeah[00:00:02]

Walkin' my poodles man it never gets old[00:00:07]

With my dogs on my leash I got b***hes on the hold[00:00:09]

A first aids kit That's a rhesus monkey[00:00:12]

I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie[00:00:15]

I get more a*s than a giant donkey stable[00:00:18]

I got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table[00:00:21]

I get more head than grammar school lice[00:00:24]

I'm like a walkin' glacier I'm so decked out with ice[00:00:27]

Hey Jesus loves you as long as you're white[00:00:30]

Did you poop a virgin cause that s**t is tight[00:00:32]

Hey I'm blowin' up like I thought I would[00:00:38]

I'm circumcised 'cause I don't come from the hood[00:00:41]

Yo I do d**gs in the bedroom lie on your back[00:00:44]

Cause I got the pipe and you got the crack[00:00:58]

Though I'm sexually straight you're bound to find[00:01:00]

I'm mentally gay cause I'll blow your mind ma'am[00:01:02]

Yo the parents be snickerin' He shouldn't have written it[00:01:08]

But I'm constipated couldn't give a s**t[00:01:10]

What motherf**ker[00:01:12]

What yo[00:01:13]

Yeah this kid's a virgin[00:01:14]

My name is Bo[00:01:18]

My name is Bo fo sho[00:01:19]

A born Bostonian[00:01:22]

Aryan librarian at the wordsmith sonian[00:01:24]

The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity[00:01:26]

I gave it this little part to give it continuity[00:01:28]

Uh f**kin' feel it yeah[00:01:30]

Yo huh Where are we Yeah[00:01:32]

And the fellas say[00:01:34]

Hey moron pass the gin[00:01:35]

Cause I'm an ozymoron breathing oxygen[00:01:36]

Give me the bottle I'll chug two thirds[00:01:39]

'Cause you b***hes know fractions speak louder than words[00:01:41]

And the ladies say[00:01:47]

Hey fellas I'm keepin it tight and if you play your cards right you can have me tonight[00:01:48]

Should I blow you or beat you brass or percussion[00:01:51]

Oh stop period end of discussion[00:01:54]

Yo my name is Bo fo sho[00:01:59]

A born Bostonian[00:02:01]

Aryan librarian at the wordsmith sonian[00:02:01]

The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity[00:02:04]

I gave it this little part to give it continuity[00:02:06]

Walking through the garden food at my feet picked up the celery but dropped the beet[00:02:08]

Yeah[00:02:14]

And then I picked it up and it[00:02:14]

There's music it gets faster[00:02:16]

Alright let's end this[00:02:18]

We're in the hood I'll take what you give me[00:02:22]

Was Einstein's theory good relatively[00:02:23]

A smart queen's kingdom it doesn't mix[00:02:25]

A litter of literates a bunch of Moby d**ks[00:02:27]

Get thee to a punnery oh just Ophelia[00:02:29]

Take you with a condom stainless steel ya[00:02:31]

Half a pound of turkey breast half a pound of chicken tits[00:02:33]

Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz[00:02:36]

Poverty racism isn't it strange[00:02:38]

That only the homeless are beggin for change[00:02:40]

I shocked Sherlock[00:02:41]

What son[00:02:43]

Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun[00:02:44]

Here's a little bit of irony[00:02:51]

A Ford Focus driver has ADD[00:02:52]

How'd I come to master all these things[00:02:54]

Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings[00:02:56]