《I’m Bo Yo(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： I’m Bo Yo(Explicit)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:55

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I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays[00:00:13]

我不知道是否所有的童子军都是同性恋[00:00:16]

They could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways[00:00:16]

他们可能会用五十种不同的方式结婚[00:00:18]

I got a safe full o' cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it[00:00:18]

我有一个装满樱桃的保险柜因为我打开保险柜[00:00:22]

It[00:00:22]

它[00:00:23]

Girl if you're into rimmin' it's only safe if you're swimmin'[00:00:23]

姑娘如果你喜欢游泳只有你在游泳的时候才安全[00:00:26]

But girl don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women[00:00:26]

但是姑娘不要坐在沙发上因为我把我的东西当做女人[00:00:29]

I spit fire like I just blew a demon[00:00:29]

我倾泻火力就像我干掉了恶魔[00:00:31]

My s**t's so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'[00:00:31]

我热血沸腾我会让你的马桶沸腾[00:00:34]

Like the cards of the gypsies[00:00:34]

就像吉普赛人的纸牌[00:00:36]

You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses[00:00:36]

你会流血这么久你每个月都会受伤[00:00:38]

If your pants are loose I'll replete ya[00:00:38]

如果你的裤子松松垮垮我会让你心满意足[00:00:41]

Ya[00:00:41]

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I'm Bo yo[00:00:42]

我是波哟[00:00:43]

And I'm the greatest rapper ever[00:00:43]

我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手[00:00:45]

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not[00:00:45]

我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明[00:00:48]

Think you're better you're not[00:00:48]

以为你过得更好其实你并没有[00:00:49]

Don't need a sweater I'm hot[00:00:49]

不需要毛衣我炙手可热[00:00:50]

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot[00:00:50]

我是个真正的匪帮姑娘她可以找到你的匪首[00:00:52]

Woah yeah[00:00:52]

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Hey what the f**k's a G spot[00:00:55]

嘿这是什么玩意儿[00:01:00]

Go to a vagina orchard count one two three[00:01:00]

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That's right consider yourself warned[00:01:06]

没错我警告过你[00:01:08]

I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p**n[00:01:08]

我无礼又有创造力就像残疾人一样[00:01:10]

You're playing with your breasts excuse me can I try it ma'am[00:01:10]

你在玩弄你的乳房不好意思我能否试一试女士[00:01:13]

You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram[00:01:13]

你把他们逼到了一起就像一张图表[00:01:15]

Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram[00:01:15]

看看那种东西不好意思我能买一克吗[00:01:17]

Right below your diaphragm[00:01:17]

就在你的横膈之下[00:01:18]

A*s looks like you're hidin' ham[00:01:18]

你的臀部看起来就像在藏火腿[00:01:20]

First base we're making out[00:01:20]

我们亲密无间[00:01:22]

Second base I'm getting faked out[00:01:22]

二垒我被骗了[00:01:24]

Said third base I'm getting take out[00:01:24]

我说我要上三垒[00:01:26]

And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out[00:01:26]

如果我知道我会把爱拿出来我会带回去[00:01:28]

But I just don't know I said I just don't care[00:01:28]

可我不知道我说我不在乎[00:01:31]

I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear[00:01:31]

我说我的flow好冷我需要北极熊的卫生棉条[00:01:33]

And you can spell and smell my stink[00:01:33]

你可以拼写你可以闻到我的气味[00:01:35]

B O lingers and it makes you think[00:01:35]

萦绕心头让你陷入沉思[00:01:37]

'Cause I'm Bo yo[00:01:37]

因为我是波妞[00:01:38]

And I'm the greatest rapper ever[00:01:38]

我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手[00:01:40]

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not[00:01:40]

我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明[00:01:42]

Think you're better you're not[00:01:42]

以为你过得更好其实你并没有[00:01:43]

Don't need a sweater I'm hot[00:01:43]

不需要毛衣我炙手可热[00:01:44]

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot[00:01:44]

我是个真正的匪帮姑娘她可以找到你的匪首[00:01:47]

Woah yeah[00:01:47]

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Provided that you point me in the general direction[00:01:49]

只要你告诉我大方向[00:01:54]

'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Bo nuts[00:01:54]

因为当我尽情放纵的时候姑娘们就像甜甜圈[00:01:58]

I can make 'em cream filled or give them a layer of glaze[00:01:58]

我可以让他们吃点奶油或者再给他们涂上一层玻璃[00:02:00]

I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her[00:02:00]

我就像Doug的朋友Skeeter每当我见到她[00:02:02]

Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise[00:02:02]

因为我让她欲罢不能人们都叫她PattyMayonnaise[00:02:05]

Oh Nickelodeon and cum what[00:02:05]

Nickelodeon和那个啥[00:02:10]

I'm blowin' up like I thought I would[00:02:10]

我像我想象的那样爆发[00:02:12]

I'm circumcised 'cause I don't cum from the hood[00:02:12]

我接受了割礼因为我不是街头出身[00:02:14]

My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with[00:02:14]

我的女孩患了癫痫因为她是我的梦中情人[00:02:17]

Come on you Asian child laborer show me what you're workin' with[00:02:17]

来吧你这个亚洲童工让我看看你的实力[00:02:19]

Oooh large machinery[00:02:19]

大型机械[00:02:23]

'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects[00:02:23]

因为尊敬和教派之间是相反的关系[00:02:26]

I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect[00:02:26]

我说的是宗教派别就像摩门教徒[00:02:28]

That says you can't have s*x with members of different sects[00:02:28]

上面说你不能和不同教派的人做那种事[00:02:30]

But you can't have s*x with members of the same s*x[00:02:30]

但你不能和同样的人在一起[00:02:32]

So if the sects can't be different and the s*x can't be same[00:02:32]

所以如果不同的教派之间无法天长地久[00:02:35]

Then the only s*x left is some left hand shame[00:02:35]

那剩下的只有一点遗憾[00:02:37]

And girl I left you cause you left the game[00:02:37]

姑娘我离开你是因为你离开了这个行业[00:02:39]

And if that don't feel right then you can write my name[00:02:39]

如果你觉得不对那你可以写下我的名字[00:02:41]

'Cause I'm Bo yo[00:02:41]

因为我是波妞[00:02:42]

And I'm the greatest rapper ever[00:02:42]

我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手[00:02:44]

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not[00:02:44]

我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明[00:02:46]

Think you're better you're not[00:02:46]

以为你过得更好其实你并没有[00:02:47]

Don't need a sweater I'm hot[00:02:47]

不需要毛衣我炙手可热[00:02:49]

I'm a real G that can really find your G spot[00:02:49]

我是个真正的大佬我可以找到你最擅长的地方[00:02:51]

Woah yeah oh but I'm inadequate[00:02:51]

可我能力不足[00:02:55]

Have I gotten that point across yet How original[00:02:55]

我已经把这一点说明白了吗多么有创意[00:02:59]

Yo my junk's so long that it hangs and swings[00:02:59]

哟我的东西好长好长可以随意摇摆[00:03:04]

Play the skin flute your big boy sings[00:03:04]

吹着皮笛你的大男孩歌唱[00:03:07]

And if you want to take it all wear African neck rings[00:03:07]

如果你想全部收入那就戴上非洲颈圈[00:03:09]

They make your neck longer 'cause my f**k it[00:03:09]

让你的脖子更长因为我不屑一顾[00:03:14]

Haters call me gay but that ain't hatin'[00:03:14]

仇人说我是同性恋但那不是恨[00:03:16]

'Cause I'm not homophobic my morals are straight[00:03:16]

因为我不恐同我的道德是正直的[00:03:18]

And if I'm in the closet then you are below me[00:03:18]

如果我在衣柜里那你就在我下面[00:03:23]

'Cause I'm Bo yo[00:03:23]

因为我是波妞[00:03:27]

And I'm the greatest rapper ever[00:03:27]

我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手[00:03:28]

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not[00:03:28]

我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明[00:03:31]

Think you're better you're not[00:03:31]

以为你过得更好其实你并没有[00:03:32]

Don't need a sweater[00:03:32]

不需要毛衣[00:03:33]

I'm a real G that can really find your what now[00:03:33]

我是真正的大佬我现在可以找到你的归宿[00:03:36]

Oh yeah well I'm Bo yo what I'm representin' you[00:03:36]

我是Bo我代表你什么[00:03:41]

I'm representin' the people from the 01982 yo[00:03:41]

我代表的是1982年的那些人[00:03:45]

Oh yeah what yo motherf**ker tingle yeah[00:03:45]

你怎么回事激动不已[00:03:50]