《Channel 5: The Musical(Studio)》歌词

歌曲： Channel 5: The Musical(Studio)

所属专辑：what.

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 04:32

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Channel 5: The Musical(Studio) - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

Tonight at 10[00:00:23]

The world is ending again[00:00:24]

And we know why and when[00:00:25]

So you better watch[00:00:27]

We got a bit with some feminist chick[00:00:29]

And also a picture of a starlet's crotch[00:00:31]

Two people died a double homicide[00:00:34]

Their bodies found inside[00:00:36]

Of a wishing well[00:00:38]

And we tackle the flaws[00:00:40]

In these obesity laws[00:00:41]

In this segment that's sponsored[00:00:42]

By Taco Bell[00:00:44]

We've got violence danger sex and drugs[00:00:46]

And it's awesome cause all of it's real[00:00:49]

We do the illusion of news[00:00:51]

And while you think you're choosing the views[00:00:53]

That you feel[00:00:55]

All of this and more and live[00:00:56]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:00:58]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:01:03]

Only on the Channel 5[00:01:09]

We've got Chip Walker live at the scene[00:01:19]

With breaking news Chip are you there[00:01:20]

Chip Walker here[00:01:22]

Am I coming in clear[00:01:23]

I'm standing near[00:01:25]

To the scene of the crime[00:01:26]

This Iraqi guy's shop[00:01:28]

Seemed a newsworthy spot[00:01:29]

So we've been gathering shots here for quite some time[00:01:30]

Today real fast[00:01:34]

The owner's daughter passed[00:01:35]

We grabbed a shot of her ass[00:01:36]

While the owner was near[00:01:38]

Then he struck my chest[00:01:39]

And now he's under arrest[00:01:41]

And now you people have one less[00:01:42]

Man to fear[00:01:44]

This family's angry crying sad and lost[00:01:45]

And it's awesome cause all of it's real[00:01:48]

I do the illusion of news[00:01:51]

And while you think you're[00:01:52]

Choosing the views that you feel[00:01:53]

More as this develops live[00:01:56]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:01:57]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:02:03]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:02:08]

We go now to Max Stevens[00:02:12]

With the weather for the weekend[00:02:14]

What are we looking at here[00:02:15]

Umbrellas or picnic baskets[00:02:16]

Max[00:02:18]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:02:19]

We're experiencing technical[00:02:22]

Difficulties please stand by[00:02:24]

Alright we got a signal Cut to Max[00:02:42]

Good evening hi[00:02:44]

It's your weather guy[00:02:46]

I advise you to buy[00:02:47]

Another lightning rod[00:02:48]

We didn't catch[00:02:50]

This impending disaster[00:02:51]

Maybe it's natural maybe it's God[00:02:53]

The sliding mud[00:02:55]

The incoming flood[00:02:57]

Will never wash the blood[00:02:58]

From my greedy old hands[00:02:59]

This job was fun I had a pretty good run[00:03:01]

But I've never been one to give in to demands[00:03:04]

People are angry crying sad and lost[00:03:07]

And it's awful cause all of it's real[00:03:10]

We do the illusion of news[00:03:13]

And while you think you're choosing the views that you feel[00:03:15]

All of this and more and live[00:03:17]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:19]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:20]

Only-only-on[00:03:22]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:27]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:33]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:38]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:03:44]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:50]

Only on the Channel 5[00:03:56]

Only on the Channel 5[00:04:01]

Only on the Channel 5 News[00:04:07]

Only on the Channel 5[00:04:13]

Only on the Channel 5[00:04:18]