《What Do You Do with a B. A. in English? / It Sucks To Be Me》歌词

歌曲： What Do You Do with a B. A. in English? / It Sucks To Be Me

所属专辑：Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： John Tartaglia&jordan gel

时长： 05:56

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What Do You Do with a B. A. in English? / It Sucks To Be Me - John Tartaglia/Jordan Gelber[00:00:00]

Written by：Robert Lopez/Jeffrey Marx[00:00:05]

What do you do with a B.A in english[00:00:12]

What is my life going to be[00:00:18]

4 years of college[00:00:23]

And plenty of knowledge[00:00:25]

Have earned me this useless degree[00:00:28]

I can't pay the bills yet[00:00:34]

'Cause I have no skills yet[00:00:36]

The world is a big scary place[00:00:39]

But somehow I can't shake[00:00:45]

The feeling I might make[00:00:48]

A difference to the human race[00:00:50]

Morning brian[00:01:00]

Hi kate monster[00:01:01]

How's life[00:01:02]

Disappointing[00:01:03]

What's the matter[00:01:04]

The catering company laid me off[00:01:05]

Oh I'm sorry[00:01:07]

Me too I mean look at me[00:01:08]

I'm 10 years out of college[00:01:10]

And I always thought[00:01:12]

What[00:01:14]

No it sounds stupid[00:01:14]

Oh c'mon[00:01:16]

When I was little[00:01:18]

I thought I would be[00:01:20]

What[00:01:22]

A big comedian on late night tv[00:01:22]

Oh[00:01:27]

But now I'm 32 and as you can see[00:01:27]

I'm not[00:01:31]

Nope[00:01:33]

Oh well[00:01:34]

Mm mm[00:01:34]

It sucks to be me[00:01:36]

Noo[00:01:37]

It sucks to be me[00:01:38]

No[00:01:39]

It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33[00:01:40]

It sucks to be me[00:01:45]

You think your life sucks[00:01:46]

I think so[00:01:47]

Your problems aren't so bad[00:01:48]

I'm kinda pretty[00:01:50]

And pretty damn smart[00:01:52]

You are[00:01:54]

Thanks[00:01:54]

I like romantic things like music and art[00:01:55]

And as you know I have a gigantic heart[00:02:00]

So why don't I have a boyfriend[00:02:04]

F**k[00:02:08]

It sucks to be me[00:02:08]

Me too[00:02:10]

It sucks to be me[00:02:10]

It sucks to be me[00:02:12]

It sucks to be brian[00:02:13]

And kate[00:02:14]

To not have a job[00:02:15]

To not have a date[00:02:16]

It sucks to be me[00:02:18]

Whose life sucks more brian's or mine[00:02:27]

Ours[00:02:30]

We live together[00:02:32]

We're close as people can get[00:02:33]

We've been the best of buddies[00:02:36]

Ever since the day we met[00:02:38]

So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset oh[00:02:41]

Every day is an aggravation[00:02:45]

C'mon that's an exaggeration[00:02:48]

You leave your clothes out[00:02:50]

You put your feet on my chair[00:02:52]

Oh yea you do such anal things like ironing your underwear[00:02:54]

You make that very small apartment we share a hell[00:02:59]

So do you that's why I'm in hell too[00:03:04]

It sucks to be me[00:03:08]

No it sucks to be me[00:03:09]

It sucks to be me[00:03:10]

It sucks to be me[00:03:11]

Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be[00:03:12]

It sucks to be me[00:03:17]

Why you all so happy[00:03:28]

'Cause our lives suck[00:03:30]

Your lives suck[00:03:31]

I hearing you correctly ha[00:03:33]

I coming to this country for opportunities[00:03:37]

Try to work in korean deli[00:03:41]

But I am Japanese[00:03:44]

But with hard work I earned two master's degrees[00:03:46]

In social work[00:03:50]

And now I a therapist[00:03:52]

But I have no clients[00:03:54]

And I have an unemployed fiancé[00:03:57]

And we have lots of bills to pay[00:03:59]

It suck to be me[00:04:03]

It suck to be me[00:04:06]

I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka[00:04:08]

Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka[00:04:10]

Sucka sucka sucka suck[00:04:11]

It suck to be me[00:04:12]

Uh excuse me[00:04:14]

Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live[00:04:16]

Why you looking all the way out here[00:04:19]

Well I started in avenue a[00:04:21]

But so far everything's out of my price range[00:04:23]

But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper[00:04:26]

Oh and look a for rent sign[00:04:28]

You need to talk to the superintendent[00:04:30]

Let me get him[00:04:31]

Great thanks[00:04:32]

Yo gary[00:04:33]

I'm coming I'm coming[00:04:35]

Oh my god it's gary coleman[00:04:39]

Yes I am[00:04:41]

I'm gary coleman[00:04:43]

From tvs different strokes[00:04:45]

I made a lot of money[00:04:47]

That got stolen by my folks[00:04:49]

Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes[00:04:52]

But I'm here the superintendent[00:04:56]

On avenue q[00:04:58]

It sucks to be you[00:04:59]

You win[00:05:01]

It sucks to be you[00:05:02]

I feel better now[00:05:03]

Try having people stopping you to ask you[00:05:04]

Whatch you talkin' 'bout willis[00:05:08]

It gets old[00:05:09]

It sucks to be you[00:05:12]

On avenue q[00:05:14]

Sucks to be me[00:05:15]

On avenue q[00:05:16]

Sucks to be you[00:05:17]

On avenue q[00:05:18]

Sucks to be us[00:05:20]

But not when we're together[00:05:21]

We're together here on avenue q[00:05:24]

We live on avenue q[00:05:29]

Our friends do too[00:05:32]

Till our dreams come true[00:05:34]

We live on avenue q[00:05:37]

This is real life[00:05:39]

We live on avenue q[00:05:40]

You're gonna love it[00:05:42]

We live on avenue q[00:05:44]

Here's your keys[00:05:46]

Welcome to avenue q[00:05:47]