所属专辑:High in Church (Explicit)
歌手: Trevor Moore
时长: 03:55
The Ballad of Billy John - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]
Billy John was a simple man worked[00:00:01]
In the fields most his life[00:00:04]
Provided for his wife and kids and[00:00:07]
Left his dreams on the side[00:00:09]
One day when the kids left home[00:00:13]
Billy picked up his guitar[00:00:15]
It had been awhile but his fingers[00:00:18]
Still knew how to reach the heart[00:00:21]
Played a song about life and love[00:00:24]
His hopes and regrets[00:00:26]
Then with a little problem from the[00:00:30]
Mrs he put it on the internet[00:00:32]
When the views started pouring in[00:00:36]
Tears of joy started to fall[00:00:38]
Then they scrolled to the comment[00:00:41]
Section and this is what they saw[00:00:43]
Eat a bag of shit cuntface[00:00:47]
Go blow your f**king dad[00:00:50]
This shit just raped my ears[00:00:52]
Never heard nothing so bad[00:00:55]
I hope you f**king die[00:00:58]
And I hope you get aids[00:01:01]
You should just kill yourself[00:01:04]
You're a fag l o l gay[00:01:06]
Billy John's wife watched her husband as[00:01:16]
He shrugged and tried to smile[00:01:18]
He put his guitar away and stopped[00:01:21]
And stared at it for awhile[00:01:24]
She knew he felt like a fool and[00:01:27]
He'd never play again[00:01:29]
So she turned on her webcam and her message began[00:01:33]
She said[00:01:37]
The man you've hurt tonight[00:01:39]
I've watched for 35 years[00:01:41]
He's got a kind and gentle[00:01:44]
Soul and thanks to you[00:01:46]
That soul is in tears[00:01:48]
And the people said[00:01:51]
Shut the f**k up fatty[00:01:52]
Show us your tits[00:01:56]
One out of ten I wouldn't bag[00:01:58]
I bet she'd try to eat your dick[00:02:01]
You should go get sterilized[00:02:04]
So that you cant have kids[00:02:06]
Then they photoshopped a bunch of[00:02:10]
Pictures of her covered in jizz[00:02:12]
Well the video went viral[00:02:21]
Huh fifty seven million hits[00:02:23]
Billy John's wife became a meme on the internet[00:02:27]
They played the clip on c n n and read[00:02:32]
Tweets about her weight[00:02:35]
'Cause I guess thats the sorta thing[00:02:38]
That the news does nowadays[00:02:40]
Billy John and his wife did nothing wrong[00:02:44]
And they weren't dumb[00:02:47]
They just hadn't paid attention[00:02:50]
To what we'd all become[00:02:52]
But a couple weeks later after[00:02:56]
Avoiding it for sometime[00:02:58]
A broken down and changed Billy[00:03:01]
John finally went back online[00:03:03]
He found a page of a blogger[00:03:07]
Still makin' fun of his wife[00:03:09]
He signed up made an account[00:03:12]
And this is what he typed[00:03:15]
Eat a bag of shit cuntface[00:03:21]
Go blow your f**king dad[00:03:24]
Your shit just raped my eyes never read nothin' so bad[00:03:27]
I hope you f**king die[00:03:33]
And I hope you get aids[00:03:35]
And the world lost a Billy[00:03:38]
John and it gained more of the same[00:03:40]