所属专辑:Drunk Texts to Myself (Explicit)
歌手: Trevor Moore
时长: 03:54
Founding Fathers Rap (explicit) - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]
The name is George Washington[00:00:09]
But it's The General to you[00:00:10]
Or you could call me[00:00:12]
President 1 or 3 or 2[00:00:13]
And you probably heard[00:00:14]
A lot a silly stories 'bout me[00:00:15]
But let me lay it down[00:00:17]
How raw it really used to be[00:00:18]
I got a h**p operation[00:00:19]
Back at the plantation[00:00:21]
Selling the stickiest sh*t around the new nation[00:00:22]
So come run and find me[00:00:24]
If you wanna get high[00:00:26]
'Cause honestly I got the bombest[00:00:27]
I cannot tell a lie[00:00:28]
Pick it dry of course I'm gonna try[00:00:30]
Bag it brick it[00:00:32]
And then just let them buy it[00:00:33]
And if the Brits wanna[00:00:34]
Come to take a piece of the cut[00:00:35]
I'll raise a whole f**kin' army[00:00:37]
Let them see what's what[00:00:38]
The King's like[00:00:40]
Yo I gotta get paid[00:00:40]
I'm like[00:00:42]
Tuff titty[00:00:42]
'Cause yall's a whole ocean away[00:00:42]
And you can try to send some ships[00:00:44]
Come make me pay up[00:00:45]
But that's an awful long way[00:00:47]
Just to sick these nuts[00:00:48]
You get my f**kin' message son[00:00:50]
Take it Thomas Jefferson[00:00:53]
Sell drugs run guns nail sluts[00:00:54]
And f**k the law[00:00:58]
We're founding fathers[00:01:00]
We're Rushmore Sh*t[00:01:01]
And we were all high as balls[00:01:02]
The Declaration of Independence[00:01:04]
I wrote so high[00:01:07]
I'm surprised it makes sense[00:01:08]
But we take these truths to be self evident[00:01:09]
It goes puff puff pass[00:01:12]
The next round you get skipped[00:01:13]
Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinkin'[00:01:15]
Greatest President ever[00:01:17]
I'll have what he's drinkin'[00:01:18]
Ha ha yeah well see[00:01:19]
That's where you'd be wrong[00:01:21]
'Cause if you wanna chill with me[00:01:22]
You better go and grab that bong[00:01:23]
Or an apple or a can[00:01:24]
See you do not understand[00:01:26]
Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am[00:01:27]
I can see you're having[00:01:29]
A little trouble believing me[00:01:30]
Then check this letter that I wrote[00:01:32]
Recorded down in history[00:01:33]
Ahem[00:01:34]
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch[00:01:35]
And smoking a pipe of that sweet h**p of course[00:01:37]
That's a quote that I wrote while[00:01:39]
I was still in office[00:01:41]
But enough of that I am too high[00:01:42]
I have to back up off this[00:01:43]
Where's my horse I think I need to go[00:01:45]
And ride him home[00:01:46]
I was supposed to leave about four score[00:01:47]
And twenty riffs ago[00:01:48]
You see my hat[00:01:49]
I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove[00:01:50]
Scratch it pass it one more time[00:01:52]
And let me hit it for the road[00:01:53]
Sell drugs run guns[00:01:54]
Nail sluts and f**k the law[00:01:57]
We're founding fathers[00:01:59]
We're Rushmore Sh*t[00:02:01]
And we were all high as balls[00:02:02]
And don't let them try[00:02:04]
And tell ya' we grew it just for rope[00:02:05]
You can check what we[00:02:07]
Wrote down in our harvest notes[00:02:08]
We separated seeds that[00:02:09]
We found more potent[00:02:11]
In layman's terms we were into getting' bent[00:02:12]
Smokin' out the Continental Congress[00:02:15]
Everybody's b**ches be like all up on us[00:02:17]
Patrick Henry's in the corner[00:02:19]
Lookin' pretty well spent[00:02:21]
Ben Franklin got so high[00:02:22]
He forgot to be President[00:02:23]
Your girl just said she never had it hit so good[00:02:24]
Smoked so many trees[00:02:27]
That my f**kin' teeth turned wood[00:02:28]
And if they make a monument to me when I die[00:02:29]
It'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky[00:02:32]
But you know they're gonna whitewash me[00:02:35]
Make up some corny sh*t about[00:02:37]
Me choppin' cherry trees[00:02:38]
It's hard to control a people[00:02:39]
If their Founder's a thug[00:02:41]
So they'll just teach that I was all prayers[00:02:42]
Puppies and hugs[00:02:43]
But that just ain't the way it was[00:02:45]
We set this whole place up[00:02:47]
With a hell of a buzz[00:02:48]
So next time they try to tell[00:02:49]
Ya that this stuff is wrong[00:02:50]
Look at a dolla light a blunt[00:02:51]
F**king sing my song[00:02:53]
Sell drugs run guns[00:02:54]
Nail sluts and f**k the law[00:02:57]
We're founding fathers we're Rushmore Sh*t[00:02:59]
And we were all high as balls[00:03:02]
The Declaration of Independence[00:03:04]
I wrote so high I'm surprised it makes sense[00:03:07]
But we take these truths to be self evident[00:03:09]
It goes puff puff pass[00:03:11]
The next round you get skipped[00:03:13]
We're the Founders and we found this[00:03:14]
And we found it with some Cannabis[00:03:17]
We're the Founders and we found this[00:03:19]
And we found it with some Cannabis[00:03:22]
Mount Rushmore Crew[00:03:26]
Stone monument to some monumental stoners[00:03:28]
Ha ha[00:03:32]
G Washington T Jefferson and A Lincoln[00:03:34]
And f**k that other guy[00:03:40]
Calvin Coolidge Whoever the f**k[00:03:43]
We History[00:03:46]