《God Hates the Tips(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： God Hates the Tips(Explicit)

所属专辑：Drunk Texts to Myself (Explicit)

歌手： Trevor Moore

时长： 02:56

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God Hates The Tips (explicit) - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks[00:00:01]

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks[00:00:06]

So if your kid's a male[00:00:11]

Even though he'll scream and yell[00:00:14]

You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell[00:00:16]

Well way back in the beginning[00:00:25]

God was making men and women[00:00:28]

And the fish of the sea and the birds of song[00:00:31]

He announced he made perfection[00:00:36]

But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long[00:00:39]

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks[00:00:49]

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks[00:00:54]

So if your kid's a male[00:00:59]

Even though he'll scream and yell[00:01:02]

You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell[00:01:04]

God gathered people's leaders[00:01:11]

Said start snipping baby's wieners[00:01:13]

This will be a sign of our love and covenant[00:01:16]

A few then went and raised objections[00:01:21]

Saying they didn't see the connection[00:01:24]

But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense"[00:01:27]

He told us "go cut'em with the scalpel[00:01:33]

Go cut'em with the scissors[00:01:36]

Or go and perform a metzitzah"[00:01:39]

And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood[00:01:44]

Out the baby's penis with his mouth[00:01:47]

I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it[00:01:49]

Now today across the land[00:01:55]

People still keep his commands[00:01:58]

And children learn their first lesson right after birth[00:02:01]

The ones who are supposed to protect them[00:02:07]

Hold them down and painfully correct them[00:02:09]

Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth"[00:02:12]

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks[00:02:19]

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks[00:02:25]

Take a little off the top[00:02:29]

Because that's what God instructs[00:02:32]

Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up[00:02:35]

Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up[00:02:40]