《What About Mouthwash?(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： What About Mouthwash?(Explicit)

所属专辑：Drunk Texts to Myself (Explicit)

歌手： Trevor Moore

时长： 04:20

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What About Mouthwash? (explicit) - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]

Me and Jesse's cousin[00:00:12]

Went to the Chevron after work[00:00:14]

To grab a couple sixers and some beefy jerk[00:00:18]

The man behind the counter[00:00:24]

Said he'd like to see ID[00:00:27]

I handed him one of a guy who sorta looked like me[00:00:30]

He frowned and asked me what was my address[00:00:36]

I knew the street but I couldn't quite get the rest[00:00:42]

I said I'd lost my real ID[00:00:48]

And that we would pay him double[00:00:51]

We swore that we weren't cops and that he wouldn't get in trouble[00:00:54]

He smiled and said "I'm sorry[00:01:00]

But it's already 12:04[00:01:02]

And the state says it's too late to sell alcohol any more"[00:01:06]

Sadly we went to put back the beer[00:01:12]

But then a bottle caught my eye and I got an idea[00:01:18]

What about mouthwash [00:01:23]

What about huffing paint [00:01:26]

You don't need ID to buy it[00:01:29]

And you can't arrive too late[00:01:33]

What about mouthwash [00:01:35]

What about smelling glue [00:01:38]

If they say you can't buy liquor[00:01:41]

Then some cough syrup should do[00:01:44]

Before we count this night up as a loss[00:01:48]

What about mouthwash [00:01:53]

Sittin' in the truck in the parking lot[00:01:59]

Underneath the moon and all them stars[00:02:02]

We don't need their liquor stores and we don't need their bars[00:02:06]

Drinking Listerine and tonic[00:02:12]

And Jesse's cousin sipped a Scope and Coke[00:02:14]

Robitussin Red Bull now that sh*t ain't no joke[00:02:18]

But something changed within me at that store[00:02:24]

Beer and spirits just don't cut it any more[00:02:29]

The whispers that I hear[00:02:36]

And the looks that I keep gettin'[00:02:38]

When I toast with a Dimetapp daiquiri at a fancy wedding[00:02:42]

And last night a cop pulled me over[00:02:48]

Goin' down 95 South[00:02:51]

And he saw the Sherwin-Williams all over my nose and mouth[00:02:54]

He just looked straight at me[00:03:00]

With pity in his eyes[00:03:03]

Like he'd just seen the depths of sadness a man can have inside[00:03:06]

And the lengths to which he'll go[00:03:12]

To numb it down for another day[00:03:14]

He looked as if he'd cry but then he just walked away[00:03:18]

I watched as he drove off down the Interstate[00:03:24]

And then I thought to myself[00:03:30]

That's another reason this stuff's great[00:03:32]

What about mouthwash [00:03:35]

What about sniffing glue [00:03:38]

When the police pull you over[00:03:41]

They ain't sure what to do[00:03:44]

What about mouthwash [00:03:47]

Or even hand sanitizer [00:03:50]

When they check your glove compartment[00:03:54]

They won't be none the wiser[00:03:56]

Before we count this night up as a loss[00:03:59]

Say what about mouthwash [00:04:05]

What about mouthwash[00:04:11]