《Ringtone》歌词

歌曲： Ringtone

所属专辑：Internet Leaks EP

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:25

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Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Once not very long ago I was respected [00:00:00]

I was popular (popular) [00:00:05]

But now I hang my head in shame [00:00:07]

My life is filled with such regret [00:00:15]

Of that mistake I can't forget [00:00:19]

And now I'll never be the same [00:00:23]

Ringtone [00:00:40]

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone [00:00:41]

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking) [00:00:44]

My friends all stare at me [00:00:50]

Whenever I get a call [00:00:52]

Well everybody (everybody) [00:00:58]

Everybody (everybody) [00:01:01]

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [00:01:04]

When my phone goes off at work [00:01:11]

I look like the biggest jerk [00:01:12]

Total strangers want to slap me around [00:01:14]

When it's ringing on the terrace [00:01:17]

My neighbors get embarrassed [00:01:18]

They're beggin' me to move out of town [00:01:19]

Well it made my wife so sick [00:01:23]

She smashed my iPhone with a brick [00:01:25]

But I had it fixed and now it's just fine [00:01:26]

It's a pain I sure don't need it [00:01:29]

And I probably should delete it [00:01:31]

But for me that would be crossing the line [00:01:33]

'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99 [00:01:35]

Hey I paid good money for this Ringtone [00:01:39]

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone [00:01:42]

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all really what was I[00:01:45]

My friends all stare at me [00:01:51]

Whenever I get a call [00:01:53]

Well everybody (everybody) [00:01:59]

Everybody (everybody) [00:02:01]

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [00:02:05]

Ringtone [00:02:24]

Ringtone [00:02:27]

Ahhh [00:02:30]

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone) [00:02:36]

Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone) [00:02:39]

Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone) [00:02:42]

Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone) [00:02:45]

All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers) [00:02:48]

All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers) [00:02:51]

Everyone on the land Everyone on the sea [00:02:54]

Every single person everywhere unanimously [00:02:57]

Everybody (everybody) [00:03:01]

Everybody (everybody) [00:03:03]

Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my[00:03:07]

Ringtone [00:03:11]

Ringtone [00:03:12]

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