《Tom Hanks Is An Asshole》歌词

歌曲： Tom Hanks Is An Asshole

所属专辑：Drunk Texts To Myself

歌手： Trevor Moore

时长： 02:58

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Tom Hanks Is An Asshole (explicit) - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]

In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally[00:00:10]

Handicapped for six straight weeks[00:00:13]

He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards[00:00:18]

Then after he won an Oscar he called the Down Syndromed actor[00:00:23]

Who played Corky on the TV show life goes on and said[00:00:26]

Now who's retarded[00:00:30]

Then he said you are and he hung up on him[00:00:33]

Tom Hanks is an asshole[00:00:36]

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Tom Hanks's manager sent him a script for a movie[00:00:55]

About a lawyer who got fired from his prestigious law firm in Philadelphia[00:00:57]

Because they found out he had aids[00:01:01]

Tom Hanks read the script over the weekend[00:01:05]

And called his manager first thing monday morning[00:01:07]

Telling them he'd do the film[00:01:09]

Because it was the funniest thing he'd ever read[00:01:12]

Tom Hanks is an asshole[00:01:16]

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In 2005 an intern of one of Tom Hanks' agents[00:01:50]

Made fun of him at a Hollywood party[00:01:52]

Tom Hanks found out and threatened to leave the agency[00:01:56]

And go somewhere else[00:01:58]

The intern was fired and his agents begged Tom to stay[00:02:02]

Tom said that it wasn't enough and he didn't feel he could trust them any more[00:02:06]

His agents pleaded with him[00:02:11]

Asking what they would have to do to prove they were still loyal[00:02:13]

He said kill Heath Ledger[00:02:17]

Tom Hanks is an asshole[00:02:19]

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