《New Math(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： New Math(Explicit)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:36

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New Math (Live) - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

This next song takes something[00:00:01]

That's not that fun math and makes it offensive[00:00:02]

It's New Math[00:00:07]

What's a pirate minus the ship[00:00:09]

Just a creative homeless guy[00:00:13]

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant[00:00:15]

An ironic way to die[00:00:18]

What's domain domain range[00:00:20]

A kid with too much in his pants[00:00:23]

Two balls minus one[00:00:25]

Seven titles at the Tour de France[00:00:28]

It gets worse[00:00:33]

Yeah split a decision with long division[00:00:34]

Take the circumference of your circumcision[00:00:37]

Live like your data and when you're all set[00:00:40]

Put it all together and whatever you get[00:00:42]

It's New Math[00:00:46]

It's New Math[00:00:49]

And what's a bag of chips divided by five[00:00:52]

Well that's a Nike worker's meal[00:00:55]

And Santa Claus multiplied by 'i'[00:00:58]

Well I guess that makes him real[00:01:00]

And the square root of the NBA[00:01:03]

Is Africa in a box[00:01:05]

How do you trace a scatter plot[00:01:08]

You give the pencil to Michael J Fox[00:01:10]

(Whatever )[00:01:17]

Take the approximate moral proportion[00:01:19]

Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion[00:01:22]

Live like your data and when you're all set[00:01:24]

Put it all together and whatever you get[00:01:27]

It's New It's New It's New It's New It's New Math[00:01:31]

And if you took a factor tree[00:01:36]

Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me[00:01:39]

You'd have a tree full of Asian porn[00:01:41]

C-A-L C-U lator mathematical minds[00:01:46]

Cause industrial smog[00:01:50]

And what's the opposite of ln(x)[00:01:51]

Duraflame the unnatural log[00:01:54]

Support the farmers with a pro-tractor[00:01:58]

Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common fact-or[00:02:01]

Live like your data and when you're all set[00:02:04]

Put it all together and whatever you get[00:02:06]

It's New It's New It's New[00:02:10]

Alright word problems ready[00:02:12]

If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop[00:02:15]

With a twenty-dollar bill and he's ready to buy[00:02:18]

In order to predict his volume change[00:02:20]

You'll need to know the value of pie[00:02:23]

And there's a metal train that's a mile long[00:02:25]

And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her[00:02:28]

How long 'til it reaches[00:02:31]

And kills the driver provided[00:02:32]

That he is a good conductor[00:02:33]

(An electrical and train condutor )[00:02:34]

And if ten percent of men are gay twenty[00:02:37]

Percent of men are Chinese[00:02:39]

What are the odds of a man chosen[00:02:41]

At random spends[00:02:43]

His free-time and meal-time while on his knees[00:02:44]

And if Kim is half as old as Bobby[00:02:45]

Who is two years older than twelve-year old Tory[00:02:49]

For how many more thirty-day months[00:02:51]

Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape[00:02:53]

'Cause Math can be sexy[00:02:59]

'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion[00:03:01]

If it can't be split then it's time to stop[00:03:03]

And having sex is like you're doing fractions[00:03:06]

It's improper for the larger one to be on top yeah[00:03:09]

And having sex is like math homework[00:03:11]

I do it best when I'm alone in my bed[00:03:14]

And squaring numbers are just like women[00:03:16]

If they're under thirteen just do them in your head[00:03:18]

And New Math[00:03:23]