《Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O’Heir & Kevin Allen](Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O’Heir & Kevin Allen](Explicit)

所属专辑：Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) [feat. Jim O’Heir & Kevin Allen] [Explicit]

歌手： Whitney Avalon&Alyssa Pre

时长： 02:38

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Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) [feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen[00:00:00]

Composed by：Whitney Avalon[00:00:00]

Princess rap battle rap battle[00:00:00]

Mrs Claus versus Mary Poppins[00:00:02]

Poppins Poppins[00:00:07]

When there's a looming battle to be faced and fought[00:00:10]

The lesson is get right to it[00:00:12]

Practically perfect people prefer to be polite[00:00:15]

But sometimes you just have to say screw it[00:00:17]

You never get applause[00:00:19]

You're the dependent claus[00:00:22]

You're known for wrapping toys[00:00:24]

But my rapping skill destroys[00:00:27]

I'm money in the banks so show some respect[00:00:30]

If you tear me up like paper then I'll resurrect[00:00:32]

And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice[00:00:34]

Hey fat cat how are you at catching mice[00:00:37]

You're like a piecrust so easily smashed[00:00:40]

I'll feed the birds what's left of you once you've been trashed[00:00:42]

I hear it's been years since the North Pole got rigid[00:00:44]

Today's forecast says you're entirely frigid[00:00:47]

Don't go there honey the word around town[00:00:49]

Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down[00:00:52]

The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest hey[00:00:55]

You're a stuck-up servant ho-ho-horribly dressed[00:00:57]

The biggest charity since ever we help the masses[00:00:59]

With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses cheeky[00:01:02]

Your rhymes are weak-you're a low stakes player[00:01:05]

Come at me freak-I'll one-horse open slay ya[00:01:07]

I'm behind the scenes but that doesn't mean I'm dumb[00:01:09]

I run the workshop keep the books and advise my sugar plum[00:01:12]

I'm a baker all about these rolls a big broad bruiser[00:01:14]

Even your reflection thinks you're a loser[00:01:17]

I find this a bore let's double it up[00:01:19]

Oh bring it on sister we will mess your s**t up[00:01:22]

Bert[00:01:30]

Santa[00:01:30]

Mary[00:01:31]

Mrs[00:01:32]

Extemporized before your very eyes[00:01:35]

Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise[00:01:36]

I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes[00:01:37]

'Cause d**n right Van Dyke rocks these mics[00:01:38]

You're an icon of greed that's perverted the season[00:01:40]

You give coal to bad kids Mary teaches 'em reason she's[00:01:42]

Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious[00:01:45]

Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious[00:01:47]

I could do this whole verse backwards but I truly feel[00:01:49]

I'm through wasting my time because you're not even real[00:01:52]

Fool I'm real and I'm spectacular[00:01:54]

This Dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular[00:01:57]

Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce[00:01:59]

But my sack holds billions of presents at once[00:02:02]

The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth[00:02:05]

Winter is coming I'm the king in the North[00:02:07]

Drinking one coke a year has made us rich[00:02:09]

My list's never wrong it says you're a b***h[00:02:12]

Please don't act like you're some kind of saint nick[00:02:15]

Always spying on minors[00:02:17]

That's jailbait prick[00:02:18]

This boring British wench needs a long Winter's nap[00:02:20]

You've been a naughty girl shut up and sit on my lap[00:02:22]

That's quite enough of that the winds have changed here[00:02:25]

Let's see how well you fly without your reindeer[00:02:27]