《Sphygmomanometer》歌词

歌曲： Sphygmomanometer

所属专辑：MC Mr. Napkins: The Album (Explicit)

歌手： MC Mr. Napkins

时长： 02:53

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Sphygmomanometer - MC Mr. Napkins[00:00:01]

If you want to measure[00:00:11]

Your blood pressure[00:00:12]

Everybody knows[00:00:13]

What tool you use[00:00:14]

It's that thing with the cuff for your arm[00:00:16]

And the bulb on the end[00:00:18]

That's attachd with a tube[00:00:19]

But what do you call it[00:00:21]

A blood pressure cuff[00:00:22]

It turns out that name wasn't long enough[00:00:23]

The technical for one[00:00:26]

Of those bloodpressure monitors[00:00:27]

Is a sphygmomanometer[00:00:30]

So do you want to get[00:00:32]

Your blood pressure measured[00:00:34]

Man you need a sphygmomanometer[00:00:35]

Want an instrument whose name's[00:00:37]

Got sixteen lettres[00:00:39]

Yo you need a sphygmomanometer[00:00:40]

It's a big old moniker[00:00:42]

For this sphyg momanometer[00:00:44]

So just drop that needle like a conifer[00:00:47]

For this sphygmomanometer[00:00:49]

Check it for a hiphop jam to be complete[00:00:51]

You need a rap and you need a beat[00:00:54]

So the fact that you wrap[00:00:56]

That cuff around your arm plus[00:00:58]

The beat of your heart means[00:01:00]

Party people move your feet[00:01:01]

In the disco this goes out to the gizmos[00:01:02]

People tapping their big toes for sphygmos[00:01:06]

That's what I call it for short[00:01:08]

Like you dig bros[00:01:10]

So get your your sleeve pushed up[00:01:11]

Like a pig's nose[00:01:13]

And let's attach that cuff[00:01:13]

With some undefined[00:01:15]

And get the statusscope[00:01:16]

On your elbows[00:01:17]

So we can tell if[00:01:19]

Your blood pressure fell grows[00:01:20]

Or stayed in the same[00:01:22]

Place like melrose[00:01:23]

So could you roll up your[00:01:24]

Garment Sir and man[00:01:25]

I want to see that upper arm of yours[00:01:27]

And[00:01:29]

If you ask me what do I want it for[00:01:29]

IT'S for my motherf**kin'[00:01:31]

Sphygmomanometer[00:01:33]

Check it y'all[00:01:34]

Do you want to get your blood pressure measured[00:01:35]

Man you need a sphygmomanometer[00:01:37]

Want an instrument that has the craziest name ever[00:01:40]

Yo you need a sphygmomanometer[00:01:43]

And if you wanna be a commoner then[00:01:45]

I suppose you can call it a blood pressure monitor[00:01:48]

But if you wanna be a connoisseur then[00:01:50]

It's a sphygmomanometer[00:01:52]

Everybody[00:01:54]

S to the p to the h to[00:01:55]

The y to the g to the m[00:01:57]

To the o to the m to the[00:01:59]

A to the n to the o[00:02:01]

To the m to the e to the t to the e to the r[00:02:03]

Backwards r to the e to the t[00:02:07]

To the e to the m[00:02:09]

To the o to the n to the a to[00:02:09]

The m to the o to the m[00:02:11]

To the g to the y to the h p s[00:02:13]

It's morse code[00:02:16]

Sphygmomanometer[00:02:20]

Sphygmomanometer[00:02:25]

Sphygmomanometer[00:02:31]

Sphygmomanometer[00:02:36]