所属专辑:MC Mr. Napkins: The Album (Explicit)
歌手: MC Mr. Napkins
时长: 02:53
Street Cred - MC Mr. Napkins[00:00:01]
Napkins that's his name[00:00:11]
Look at those black thick[00:00:13]
Plastic glasses frames[00:00:14]
Get a load of him bustin' raps[00:00:15]
With his goofy ass hair[00:00:17]
And his western shirts with[00:00:18]
The button snaps[00:00:19]
He oughta keep his food chute shut[00:00:20]
Rhymin' in his hm denims with the boot cut[00:00:22]
From his feet to his head[00:00:24]
That dude doesn't have any street cred[00:00:26]
Street cred[00:00:28]
Street cred[00:00:29]
I don't have a lot of street cred[00:00:31]
And I don't think that it's a secret[00:00:35]
It's clear I'm not a hard mc[00:00:39]
With s t r e e t c r e d[00:00:42]
It can be difficult hiphop singing[00:00:46]
When you didn't have[00:00:48]
A typical rap upbringing[00:00:49]
I never sold coke or pcpy I[00:00:51]
Moved froyo at the tcby[00:00:53]
Never shot a proper gun[00:00:55]
Just the nintendo duck hunt one[00:00:56]
And a super soaker water gun[00:00:58]
The crip gang I wasn't in it dog[00:01:00]
Just the youth group at my synagogue[00:01:02]
Yeah[00:01:04]
Thugged out not even close[00:01:05]
Cub scouts webelos[00:01:07]
I didn't battle like 8 mile[00:01:08]
Oh I competed[00:01:10]
But high school team debate style[00:01:11]
Never wrote no graffiti[00:01:13]
Just thank you notes for gifts on my bday[00:01:14]
Prob'ly should have gone premed[00:01:17]
Instead I'm an mc without a shred of[00:01:19]
Street cred[00:01:21]
I was not a little street kid[00:01:24]
No I was wholesome like whole wheat bread[00:01:28]
And now I rock the party[00:01:32]
With no s t r e e t c r e d[00:01:34]
I can't pop like a zit can[00:01:39]
I can't lock like a kickstand[00:01:41]
But in fifth grade I played tevye[00:01:43]
And danced and lip synched[00:01:44]
To if I were a rich man[00:01:46]
Raise the roof[00:01:48]
And I got to tell ya[00:01:49]
My beat box not stellar but[00:01:50]
I did do vocal percussion[00:01:52]
In college a cappella[00:01:53]
Did I ever rob a store no[00:01:55]
I did once shoplift a softcore porno mag[00:01:59]
From a news stand at the airport[00:02:01]
I was scared I'd be sent off to jail for it[00:02:03]
But do you think that they caught me[00:02:05]
And threw me in juvie[00:02:07]
Not me I got away scotfree[00:02:08]
My face would have been beet red[00:02:09]
But at least with a jail bid[00:02:11]
I'd have had a little bit of[00:02:13]
Street cred[00:02:14]
I am not a foolish meathead[00:02:17]
And I'm also not conceited[00:02:21]
I know that there's no part of me[00:02:25]
With s t r e e t c r e d[00:02:27]
Oh street cred oooh[00:02:31]
Jim jim jow a jim a jang jow[00:02:34]
Street cred oooh ahh ahh[00:02:36]
Streeet cred oooh[00:02:40]
Dim dim dim dim dim dim dim[00:02:43]
Street cred ooooh[00:02:45]
Yabba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum[00:02:47]
Bum bum[00:02:49]