《Smoothies》歌词

歌曲： Smoothies

所属专辑：MC Mr. Napkins: The Album (Explicit)

歌手： MC Mr. Napkins

时长： 02:31

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Smoothies - MC Mr. Napkins[00:00:00]

This song is about one of my favourite things[00:00:06]

In the whole wide beautiful world[00:00:07]

Check it[00:00:11]

I like a smoothie[00:00:12]

Really and truly[00:00:15]

They're icy and fruity[00:00:17]

I like a smoothie[00:00:20]

Yo[00:00:22]

You know what smoothies are like y'all[00:00:24]

Smoothies are like love[00:00:26]

'Cause I make some every morning[00:00:30]

In my kitchen[00:00:32]

Smoothies are like a woman's body[00:00:35]

'Cause they're smoooooooth[00:00:37]

And when they're not I find them off putting and distasteful[00:00:41]

Uuuggh[00:00:43]

I like a smoothie[00:00:46]

So if you want to seduce me ladies[00:00:47]

Just fill that jacuzzi[00:00:50]

With a bubbling hot smoothie[00:00:52]

Wait no[00:00:56]

I hate a smoothie[00:00:57]

Yeah I think they taste poopy[00:00:59]

They smell like a doody[00:01:01]

Sike[00:01:04]

I like a smoothie[00:01:05]

Smoothies are like handjobs[00:01:08]

Because other people have made decent smoothies[00:01:09]

But their recipe is not as good as my recipe[00:01:14]

Smoothie are like moose sh*t[00:01:20]

Because if you rearrange all the letters in moose sh*t[00:01:22]

It spells smoothies[00:01:27]

Alright y'all time to get involved[00:01:32]

So everybody say it back to me like this[00:01:34]

I like a smoothie[00:01:37]

And now say it while you shake your booty ready[00:01:40]

I like a smoothie[00:01:43]

And now say it real British and snooty ready[00:01:45]

I like a smoothie[00:01:48]

Nice now say it real spooky ready[00:01:51]

I like a smoothie[00:01:54]

Now say it like Scooby Scooby Doo[00:01:57]

Ri rike a roorie[00:01:59]

And now say it like Snoopy[00:02:02]

Yeah that cartoon dog doesn't talk[00:02:07]

Now without the constonants[00:02:09]

I I e a oo ie[00:02:10]

Uh huh now without the vowels ready[00:02:13]

L k sm th[00:02:17]

Yeah[00:02:20]

Uh[00:02:23]

Uh[00:02:26]