歌手: Bo Burnham
时长: 02:45
Klan Kookout (Live) - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]
You guys seem like you're on my side right[00:00:00]
Alright let's change that[00:00:03]
Grab a seat have something[00:00:05]
To eat help yourself it's alright[00:00:07]
If you want a beer they're over here[00:00:09]
But we only got Coors Light[00:00:11]
Try a chip with my homemade dip[00:00:13]
The stuff is outta sight[00:00:16]
Right before bed we'll shave your head[00:00:18]
Good thing you're dressed in white[00:00:19]
'Cause it's the Klan Kookout[00:00:24]
'Cause it's the Klan Kookout[00:00:28]
Here's the wife-slash-sister[00:00:33]
She brightens up my day[00:00:35]
She went away and I missed her[00:00:37]
'Cause my mom's a lousy lay[00:00:39]
Don't hang with foreign fellows[00:00:40]
It'll only be your loss[00:00:42]
Stay here and roast marshmallows[00:00:44]
By the burning cross[00:00:47]
At the Klan Kookout[00:00:51]
Just the Black people[00:00:54]
Klan Kookout[00:00:57]
Dan's on lookout[00:01:00]
At the Klan Kookout[00:01:04]
And if you're Black[00:01:09]
Don't want to see your face[00:01:11]
They're like a high-school[00:01:13]
Track just a stupid race[00:01:14]
We've got a plan kill all the Jews[00:01:17]
Are you a Mexican because you seem confused[00:01:20]
Senor que que que (KKK)[00:01:23]
It's the Klan Kookout[00:01:29]
It's the Klan Kookout[00:01:33]
Mein Kampf[00:01:35]
Check that book out yeah[00:01:36]
At the Klan Kookout[00:01:40]
All men are created equal man[00:01:44]
That shit gets me pissed[00:01:47]
Here's an idea for a sequel someone[00:01:48]
Loses Schindler's List[00:01:50]
I cook I clean 'cause I'm the hooded host[00:01:53]
And on Halloween I dress as a slave owner[00:01:56]
We hate Hispanics hence the twenty-foot walls[00:02:04]
And all you goddamn dirty Catholics[00:02:07]
Can Cath-o-lick my balls[00:02:09]
Ethnics give off weird aromas[00:02:11]
And I can't understand[00:02:13]
Why we need high-school diplomas[00:02:14]
With the bible in hand[00:02:17]
At the Klan Kookout I have black friends[00:02:21]
I was just kidding with that[00:02:35]
I don't have black friends[00:02:37]