《Rehab Center for Fictional Characters(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Rehab Center for Fictional Characters(Explicit)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:19

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Rehab Center for Fictional Characters - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

Hey I'm Santa Claus[00:00:21]

I'm the king of snow[00:00:23]

I hate my wife be'cause[00:00:25]

She is a ho ho ho[00:00:26]

She used to please me everyday[00:00:32]

Then she made it clear[00:00:33]

That Santa's only s'pose to come once year[00:00:35]

Fucking bitch[00:00:40]

Now I buy whores[00:00:42]

Rock n roll[00:00:44]

And I stuff their stockings[00:00:45]

With my north pole[00:00:47]

I had a wonderful life[00:01:02]

With a healthy household[00:01:04]

And a beautiful wife[00:01:06]

And a pot full of gold[00:01:07]

Then my wife spent my riches all by herself[00:01:16]

And since women are B*****s blew a keebler elf[00:01:19]

Now I drink all day[00:01:26]

And a part of me dies[00:01:28]

'Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged[00:01:29]

By the rice krispie guys[00:01:31]

Everyday I wake up and I get to work late[00:01:43]

My boss says hey what'sup[00:01:46]

I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this shit[00:01:48]

The kids they laugh 'cause I'm a sensitive cat[00:01:56]

Big P***y I can't argue with that[00:02:00]

If another kid gives me frosted flakes[00:02:06]

I swear on my life I'll eat his parents[00:02:09]

I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back[00:02:23]

Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack[00:02:25]

Heaps of heroine aint no joke[00:02:26]

Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke[00:02:28]

Coooooke[00:02:33]

Drugs for life that's my plan[00:02:36]

But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn[00:02:38]

Hey pat did you hear all my elves got sick[00:02:46]

I think they got herpes from some irish chick[00:02:50]

Mother fucker[00:02:53]

Santa Tony could you guys please stop[00:03:00]

Oh snap crackle and pop[00:03:04]