《Canadian Idiot (Parody of ”American Idiot” by Green Day)》歌词

歌曲： Canadian Idiot (Parody of ”American Idiot” by Green Day)

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 02:23

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Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:00]

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot[00:00:10]

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut[00:00:16]

And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead [00:00:21]

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed[00:00:26]

They all live on donuts and moose meat[00:00:31]

And they leave the house without packin' heat[00:00:33]

Never even bring their guns to the mall[00:00:36]

And you know what else is too funny[00:00:42]

Their stupid monopoly money[00:00:44]

Can't take 'em seriously at all[00:00:47]

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export[00:00:57]

They treat curling just like it's a real sport[00:01:02]

They think their silly accent is so cute[00:01:07]

Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot[00:01:12]

Sure they got their national health care[00:01:18]

Cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air[00:01:20]

Then again well they got Celine Dion[00:01:23]

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni[00:01:28]

And dream of driving a Zamboni[00:01:30]

All over Saskatchewan[00:01:33]

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot[00:01:41]

Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius[00:01:43]

See the map they're hovering right over us[00:01:46]

Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous[00:01:48]

Always hear the same kind of story[00:01:51]

Break their nose and they'll just say sorry[00:01:53]

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite [00:01:56]

It's gotta mean they're all up to something[00:02:01]

So quick before they see it coming[00:02:04]

Time for a preemptive strike[00:02:07]