《Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century》歌词

歌曲： Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century

所属专辑：The Extended Play

歌手： T.J. Miller

时长： 01:13

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Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century - T.J. Miller[00:00:00]

What's up, it's your boy Brandon Johnson[00:00:01]

If you're doing anything right now, I would stop[00:00:04]

Go ahead and get yourself something you can sit in[00:00:07]

Some headphones, somebody you love[00:00:10]

Get yourself a splitter, 'cause you probably[00:00:14]

Don't have two different jacks[00:00:16]

I haven't seen anything yet that has two jacks in it[00:00:17]

So that two people can listen at the same time[00:00:20]

So you want to go to your local Radioshack[00:00:21]

Go back to the section marked '1983'[00:00:24]

And pick up a splitter[00:00:27]

You and your girl can sit,[00:00:28]

Side by side on the couch as you listen to[00:00:30]

The Extended Play EP![00:00:33]

T.J. Miller, so many beautiful guests[00:00:36]

Insert that splitter in, and get 'er in[00:00:38]

If you're playing Twister right now,[00:00:41]

Do not listen to this album[00:00:44]

And play Twister at the same time[00:00:45]

'Matter of fact, don't play Twister anymore,[00:00:48]

It's never been a good game[00:00:50]

If you are currently enjoying[00:00:52]

Something with gravy on it[00:00:53]

And you're in a G4, or a G5,[00:00:55]

Or whatever new plane they're flying[00:00:57]

Well then you keep doing what you're doing[00:01:00]

And that's what we're about to do[00:01:02]

Get ready to bear witness to the most epic battle[00:01:04]

This ain't for nobody short, or with a bad heart.[00:01:07]