《Battle Of The Century， Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller)》歌词

歌曲： Battle Of The Century， Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller)

所属专辑：The Extended Play

歌手： T.J. Miller

时长： 03:32

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Battle Of The Century, Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller) - T.J. Miller[00:00:00]

Our last battle was amazing[00:00:02]

But it ain't the last battle[00:00:04]

No this is the last battle[00:00:06]

We've got all star emissario[00:00:08]

TJ miller goin' up against[00:00:10]

The second degree black belt kung fu of rhyme[00:00:12]

TJ miller in a slightly lower pitch[00:00:15]

So check it out y'all[00:00:18]

TJ versus tj in this battle 'til death[00:00:19]

Winner takes all[00:00:22]

Battle battle battle battle[00:00:24]

TJ miller aka the stone cold killer[00:00:29]

Work with the big fives still waitin' on stiller[00:00:32]

Hustler hustlin' since '03 you know me[00:00:35]

It's tj miller the barely an mc[00:00:38]

Got money for days for weeks even[00:00:40]

I'm the demigod so haters are heathens[00:00:42]

Spit so fast it's a wonder I'm still breathin'[00:00:46]

Could've been you when I was a baby[00:00:48]

Before I started teethin'[00:00:50]

Forgot your name I'll call you t gay buttfiller[00:00:51]

The only assassination you make is your a buzzkiller[00:00:54]

I spit surrepticious[00:00:56]

With the daggers and the clothescloaks[00:00:58]

I'm a real rapper you stick to tellin' d*ck jokes[00:00:59]

I'm the nicest rapper alive not polite[00:01:02]

Tko you already lost we didn't start the fight[00:01:04]

Quit standup you're the worst word to god[00:01:07]

You should quit movies and tv stick to improv[00:01:10]

Clover failed oh no we got a bleeder[00:01:12]

Look everyone it's the poor man's jon heder[00:01:15]

I'm jon heder nah I'm not a mormon let the gates down[00:01:18]

You're the queen of the castle that I'm stormin'[00:01:21]

Talk sh*t about standup you're like those improv snobs[00:01:23]

I'll see you all in five years at your day jobs[00:01:26]

What's that you didn't care for my comedy[00:01:29]

Well please exit to the left and buy my cd[00:01:31]

Ran from the monster trained a couple dragons[00:01:34]

Couldn't stop the train[00:01:36]

'Cause ethan suplee and me were laggin'[00:01:37]

I'm the big cheese call me Mr stilton[00:01:39]

You bit the d*ck that feeds you you're perez hilton[00:01:42]

Oh good another fro'd[00:01:44]

Out white guy tryn'a big screen it[00:01:45]

We've seen it it wasn't very good I'm serious I mean it[00:01:47]

This guy's up a paddle without a creek[00:01:50]

Here's some news for you everyone's out of your league[00:01:52]

Dude looks like seth rogen looks like jason segel[00:01:55]

Dude even kinda looks like prince william not as regal[00:01:58]

Talk sh*t and you can act like I care[00:02:01]

Lest we forget tj you were yogi bear[00:02:03]

Wait hold up that's a piece[00:02:05]

Of groundbreaking cinema[00:02:07]

That's axiomatic from front[00:02:08]

To back like a palindrome about panama[00:02:09]

In case you didn't remember I'm from f**king denver[00:02:11]

MC's get drawn and quartered as well as dismembered[00:02:14]

Like mike judge I'm always ahead of the curb[00:02:16]

Extract what you know about me and what you heard[00:02:19]

If you dislike boredom yo I'm the cure[00:02:22]

Wash your hands with purell because you're impure[00:02:24]

The jet setting betting there'll be a yogi 2 and if not[00:02:27]

Here's a message from my money f**k you[00:02:30]

Your raps suck pocket ham and a clock collection[00:02:32]

And it's my understanding[00:02:35]

You rarely achieve an erection[00:02:36]

You have trouble holding down a real relationship[00:02:37]

You *sshole when I give someone[00:02:40]

A brand new one it's you I rip[00:02:41]

Toddler body your face looks like god was tired[00:02:43]

I'm the donald trump card you're fired[00:02:46]

Third rate movies tv shows all got cancelled[00:02:48]

You're bad at hip hop why not try dancehall[00:02:51]

You're the never gonna be and the never was[00:02:54]

New math any movie without you that's a plus[00:02:56]

Can't keep it together[00:02:59]

And you're always missin' shows[00:03:00]

Can't keep the rhythm and it shows in your flows[00:03:01]

You're irresponsible you're barely a man[00:03:04]

Pasty white motherf**ker[00:03:07]

You'd be cream coloured with a tan[00:03:08]

How you got a career for a sandwich[00:03:10]

For years I've wondered[00:03:11]

Go back to the rock you crawled out from under[00:03:12]

Don't worry about whether or not you're gonna blow it[00:03:15]

It'll all be gone before you even know it[00:03:17]

You're the worst of the worst it won't work out[00:03:20]

Stars burn bright tj[00:03:22]

You just burned out out out out out[00:03:24]