所属专辑:The Extended Play
时长: 02:03
Skit - Chez Davis - T.J. Miller/Miller Davis[00:00:00]
Waiter waiter[00:00:03]
Ye yes sir[00:00:06]
Eh what've you got there[00:00:07]
I uh we have your dinner ready for you sir[00:00:09]
Oh thank you ask you a real quick question[00:00:12]
Where's Brooklyn at[00:00:15]
I yeh I'm sorry sir[00:00:18]
I said where's Brooklyn at[00:00:20]
I believe it's one of the five boroughs of new[00:00:23]
York city[00:00:26]
Oh yeah I wanna burrow my head into your chest[00:00:27]
What is your name[00:00:30]
Uh my name is Miller sir[00:00:32]
Eughh that's my name too[00:00:33]
That's everyone's name nowadays[00:00:36]
I had a tough wednesday Miller[00:00:39]
I'm sorry to hear that sir[00:00:41]
I I broke up with my one true love[00:00:43]
Who was tha[00:00:46]
Tennis I love Tennis I love watching it[00:00:47]
I love playing it I love saying the word wimbledon[00:00:50]
I don't wanna talk about[00:00:54]
What's his name the piano player over there[00:00:55]
That's uh that's Frederick sir[00:00:59]
Oh Frederick[00:01:00]
Hey Frederick play one for the lonely hearted[00:01:03]
Uh[00:01:11]
Maybe today[00:01:14]
I'll find that special someone[00:01:16]
Maybe today I won't cry[00:01:20]
But every moment[00:01:25]
I'm away from her[00:01:27]
Is another moment that I slowly die[00:01:30]
Sir your food is getting very cold[00:01:34]
Just listen each of us can[00:01:36]
Find who they are and if they're a man[00:01:41]
Miller Frederick I love you[00:01:45]
Please give me my muscles and clams[00:01:50]
Here you go sir it's the clam and muscle dish[00:01:57]
I ordered muscles and clams[00:01:59]