《Bananaise》歌词

歌曲： Bananaise

所属专辑：The Extended Play

歌手： T.J. Miller&Nick Vatterot

时长： 03:31

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Bananaise - T.J. Miller/Nick Vatterott[00:00:00]

Excuse me are you open[00:00:16]

No not until ten[00:00:18]

But it's 9 59[00:00:19]

Hello come on in[00:00:20]

Is this for here or to go[00:00:22]

Please I'd like to stay[00:00:23]

Then grab your hat crowbar and keys[00:00:25]

And follow me this way[00:00:26]

Non smoking or smoking[00:00:28]

Toking joking right here is fine[00:00:29]

Can I start you off with a box of grape soda wine[00:00:31]

Eggs poached roasted beaten broiled fried or well done[00:00:34]

There's a note about your past in every single one[00:00:37]

My face is a food fiend who hasn't fed for fifteen days[00:00:40]

I gotta get something to break my dietary malaise[00:00:43]

You see I've had world famous burgers and chili so many ways[00:00:46]

You got a special special to end all specials of all days[00:00:49]

Made from bananas not plantains[00:00:52]

Mixed in with milk and juice and eggs[00:00:55]

You can enjoy it in many ways[00:00:58]

It's Bearnaise[00:01:01]

Cheesy puns that are Gouda I'm Nepal[00:01:16]

I got more silly food bits than my man weird all[00:01:18]

Banana gun puns blow the mind of an ape[00:01:22]

You don't like puns about food I say that's just grape[00:01:25]

Top nozzles nachos with the beef I got with this gang[00:01:28]

We got past tense food like chicken Wang[00:01:31]

Got a Falwell awful waffle that's the real what's up[00:01:34]

Here the tea's made of plastic and you drink the cup[00:01:37]

The way you chug beer is how I sip[00:01:40]

I make love like I pay for lunch I put in half the tip[00:01:43]

Your barbecue is the pits mine is outer space[00:01:46]

Jamaica jerk my chicken when I master baste[00:01:49]

Life can be so hard these days[00:01:52]

With war and bugs long lines and aids[00:01:55]

Before you shoot yourself in the face[00:01:58]

Try Bearnaise[00:02:01]

Break it down now[00:02:15]

Collard green jelly bean castor fruit hobo squid[00:02:16]

Whipping pong balsamic reduced like you know it should[00:02:19]

7 upside down grab a piece of sheet cake bake[00:02:22]

Flaked and rubbed on a sub open faced up in this hood[00:02:25]

Half carafe a calf clan of milk[00:02:28]

Hey honey grab that hamburger help us it gets my appetite[00:02:31]

Hot core breaded peas and ice cream of wheat thinly diced[00:02:34]

Clay pigeon pizza in deep dish pannier mini[00:02:37]

Nininini nininininini nininininini[00:02:40]

And now I've lost of back fat gotta get my fat back[00:02:41]

Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back[00:02:44]

Lost of backpack gotta get my backpack[00:02:45]

Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back[00:02:47]

Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back[00:02:49]

Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back[00:02:51]

Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back[00:02:52]

Ninininini gotta get my fat back[00:02:55]

When the world is wrought with storms and plague[00:03:02]

And the four horsemen are on roller blades[00:03:08]

Before you live your final days[00:03:15]

Try Bearnaise[00:03:26]