所属专辑:My Mother’s Brisket & Other Love Songs
歌手: Rick Moranis
时长: 02:11
Belated Haftorah (Live) - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]
Well here[00:00:01]
Well here I am[00:00:02]
No no[00:00:03]
Well here I am[00:00:04]
I made it[00:00:06]
Still can't believe I did this[00:00:07]
See I didn't get bar Mitzvah'd the first time around[00:00:10]
When I was thirteen[00:00:13]
It was my parents[00:00:15]
They were commies and they wouldn't set foot in a shul[00:00:16]
And they thought the post-war diaspora middle class[00:00:20]
Were just appeasing their parents[00:00:23]
But had cynical bourgeois aspirations[00:00:25]
But thank god for my wife Shelley[00:00:28]
Whose father had a thriving auto parts business[00:00:31]
And he took me in first as[00:00:34]
And he took me in first as a bookkeeper[00:00:38]
And soon enough I was running it[00:00:41]
And she talked me into doing this[00:00:44]
So I wound up taking lessons at 46[00:00:45]
And I got this new suit[00:00:49]
Also a 46[00:00:53]
Portly[00:00:56]
And it was told the king of Jericho[00:01:03]
Saying[00:01:12]
Behold there came men in hither to night[00:01:13]
Of the children of Israel to search out the country[00:01:22]
OK it's over[00:01:34]
Hope I didn't make too much of a putz out of myself[00:01:38]
It wouldn't be the first time[00:01:41]
And I don't think that the meaning escaped me[00:01:43]
I read the thing a thousand times[00:01:47]
And you know[00:01:49]
This actually was sort of fun[00:01:50]
I mean being up here and hanging with these guys[00:01:53]
And I really don't mind being here on a Saturday[00:01:56]
Because I'm really not that good a golfer[00:02:00]