《Asian Confusion》歌词

歌曲： Asian Confusion

所属专辑：My Mother’s Brisket & Other Love Songs

歌手： Rick Moranis

时长： 03:45

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Asian Confusion - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]

Let's order in like we do every week[00:00:27]

We can eat everything from containers[00:00:30]

Speed dial five I thank god I'm alive[00:00:35]

It's an Erev Monday morning no-brainer[00:00:38]

Let's order in from the regular place[00:00:43]

It will be here in less than half an hour[00:00:47]

How about we get all the usual things[00:00:51]

You are wanton[00:00:55]

And I am hot and sour[00:00:56]

Sunday night Chinese food[00:00:59]

Everything is greasy good[00:01:03]

Don't worry god is in church all day today[00:01:08]

Once a week is understood[00:01:12]

I can't believe it is already here[00:01:24]

Maybe they're not that busy wonder why[00:01:28]

I'll get some cash get the door what's the tip[00:01:32]

Is he new or the usual guy[00:01:36]

Sunday night Chinese food[00:01:40]

Ending the week a perfect way[00:01:45]

It's the only thing Chinese that god likes to make[00:01:48]

Right here in the USA[00:01:53]

What is this dish[00:01:57]

Looks like squid in its ink[00:01:58]

Lobster sauce jumbo shrimp crispy pork[00:02:01]

This is not our food[00:02:05]

Call them back[00:02:07]

Where's the bill[00:02:08]

It's for someone in the building named Schwartz[00:02:09]

They probably got our Chinese food[00:02:13]

Everything we ordered greasy good[00:02:17]

Sometimes even god gets things the wrong way[00:02:21]

Now and then is understood[00:02:26]

I'll get the door[00:02:38]

It must be the guy again[00:02:39]

To switch bags give us our proper food[00:02:41]

Look it's the people from 23B[00:02:46]

All this time I thought they were kosher too[00:02:50]

Come in sit down[00:02:54]

We have nice paper plates[00:02:56]

We don't ask[00:02:58]

We don't tell[00:02:59]

Have some soda[00:03:00]

This is our place[00:03:03]

Yes we've seen you around[00:03:04]

We knew your mother[00:03:06]

She looked a lot like Yoda[00:03:07]

Sunday night Chinese food[00:03:11]

Our weekly observant exclusion[00:03:15]

God will be happy that we had you in our home[00:03:19]

A bashert little Asian confusion[00:03:22]

Sunday night[00:03:27]

Sunday night[00:03:29]

Sunday night[00:03:31]

Sunday night[00:03:33]