《Kiss My Mezuzah》歌词

歌曲： Kiss My Mezuzah

所属专辑：My Mother’s Brisket & Other Love Songs

歌手： Rick Moranis

时长： 04:51

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Kiss My Mezuzah - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]

This is the place[00:00:09]

Is it what you expected[00:00:10]

You should have seen[00:00:13]

All the ones I rejected[00:00:14]

Cozy and comfy[00:00:17]

What I humbly call home[00:00:19]

But the truth is[00:00:21]

A man shouldn't be alone[00:00:22]

Don't be confused[00:00:25]

There is nothing to decide[00:00:27]

Consider it insisted[00:00:29]

You're coming inside[00:00:31]

I want you to[00:00:36]

Kiss my mezuzah[00:00:37]

Just throw all your things on the bench[00:00:41]

Blessed are you and oh yeah me too[00:00:46]

You're in the home of a mensch[00:00:50]

That is the living room[00:00:58]

Is it what you expected[00:01:00]

Admittedly the upholstery[00:01:02]

Is a little bit neglected[00:01:04]

Cozy and comfy[00:01:07]

That's a sixty-inch plasma[00:01:08]

The hepa filter's noisy[00:01:11]

But it's good for my asthma[00:01:13]

Don't be confused[00:01:15]

There is nothing to decide[00:01:17]

Consider it insisted[00:01:19]

You're coming inside[00:01:21]

I want you to[00:01:25]

Kiss my mezuzah[00:01:27]

Relax unwind unclench[00:01:31]

Blessed are you and oh yeah me too[00:01:35]

You're in the living room of a mensch[00:01:39]

That is the kitchen[00:01:48]

Is it what you expected[00:01:50]

Wednesdays the whole place[00:01:52]

Gets disinfected[00:01:54]

Cozy and comfy[00:01:57]

That's granite[00:01:58]

It's nice[00:01:59]

A line to the freezer[00:02:01]

Has a filter for the ice[00:02:02]

Don't be confused[00:02:05]

There is nothing to decide[00:02:06]

Consider it insisted[00:02:09]

Go on go inside[00:02:11]

Remember that I want you to[00:02:15]

Kiss my mezuzah[00:02:17]

My thirst has found its quench[00:02:20]

Blessed are you and everything that you'll do[00:02:25]

Catering to the kosher culinary needs of your mensch[00:02:29]

That is the bedroom[00:02:38]

Where is done what's expected[00:02:39]

All of my biblical needs[00:02:42]

Are respected[00:02:45]

Dark velvet curtains[00:02:46]

That block out the light[00:02:48]

Just for the record[00:02:50]

I sleep on the right[00:02:52]

Don't be confused[00:02:55]

There is nothing to decide[00:02:56]

Consider it insisted[00:02:59]

We'll not yet go inside[00:03:01]

But when we do[00:03:05]

I'm gonna want you to[00:03:05]

Kiss my mezuzah[00:03:06]

Redecorate[00:03:10]

Make it French[00:03:12]

Blessed is thee[00:03:15]

Et oui moi aussi[00:03:17]

You'll be commanded to please your mensch[00:03:19]

That is my office[00:03:45]

A little unexpected[00:03:46]

A list of conditions[00:03:49]

So both of us are protected[00:03:50]

Cozy and comfy[00:03:53]

Are things when they're working[00:03:55]

But god only knows[00:03:57]

There is danger that's lurking[00:03:59]

Don't be confused[00:04:01]

There is nothing to decide[00:04:03]

Just sign on the line[00:04:05]

Go on just step inside[00:04:07]

Or if not[00:04:11]

I'll just[00:04:12]

Kiss my own mezuzah[00:04:13]

I'm resilient[00:04:17]

I can always retrench[00:04:18]

Blessed am I[00:04:21]

For always standing by[00:04:23]

The needs of this fine[00:04:26]

Available attractive[00:04:28]

Secure well-rounded[00:04:30]

Intelligent lonely mensch[00:04:32]