所属专辑:My Mother’s Brisket & Other Love Songs
歌手: Rick Moranis
时长: 02:21
The Seven Days Of Shiva - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]
On the first day of Shiva the Stulbergs sent in[00:00:04]
The biggest potato kugel I've ever seen[00:00:09]
On the second day of Shiva the Katzmans had delivered[00:00:13]
Two tureens of borscht[00:00:18]
And a bigger potato kugel than the Stulbergs'[00:00:20]
On the third day of Shiva the Applebaums sent over[00:00:27]
Three steamed pastramis[00:00:32]
Two tureens of borscht[00:00:33]
And an even bigger potato kugel than the Stulberg's[00:00:35]
Or the Katzmans'[00:00:40]
On the fourth day of Shiva the Resnicks came[00:00:42]
And brought four pickled tongues[00:00:46]
Three steamed pastramis[00:00:51]
Two tureens of borsht[00:00:53]
And we had to leave their kugel in the hall[00:00:55]
On the fifth day of Shiva the Rubinoffs dropped off[00:01:02]
Five plates of smoked fish[00:01:07]
Four pickled tongues[00:01:09]
Three steamed pastramis[00:01:13]
Two tureens of borsht[00:01:15]
And we finally finished the Stulbergs' kugel[00:01:16]
From the first day[00:01:19]
On the sixth day of Shiva[00:01:24]
The Greenwalds walked in[00:01:26]
With six pounds of liver[00:01:29]
Five plates of smoked fish[00:01:31]
Four pickled tongues[00:01:32]
Three steamed pastramis[00:01:37]
Two bowls of borsht[00:01:38]
And the Stulbergs came[00:01:40]
And we offered them some of Katzman's kugel[00:01:42]
From the second day[00:01:45]
On the seventh day of Shiva[00:01:47]
The Kepplers called and said[00:01:50]
That Syd Keppler died after[00:01:52]
Seven operations[00:01:54]
Six days intensive[00:01:56]
Quintuple bypass[00:01:58]
Four years of dialysis[00:02:00]
Three skin grafts[00:02:04]
Two hip replacements[00:02:06]
So we sent in a nice potato kuge[00:02:07]