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歌手: Bo Burnham
时长: 03:36
I went to a Catholic[00:00:00]
School for four years[00:00:01]
And I also went to garage[00:00:02]
Band for 20 minutes[00:00:03]
And this is the product of that[00:00:04]
Hit it[00:00:06]
All the seats at the Sunday masses[00:00:28]
Filled with the mass's massive asses[00:00:30]
Classes pass as fast as molasses[00:00:32]
Ceremonial reading glasses[00:00:34]
Read a little bit of Leviticus[00:00:36]
All the kids are a little[00:00:38]
Too little for this[00:00:39]
All the parents nod in agreement[00:00:40]
I think I can vaguely[00:00:42]
See what he meant[00:00:43]
It's too early in the morning glory[00:00:44]
To read another allegory story[00:00:46]
The father reads a little bit farther[00:00:48]
Assuring the assured that[00:00:50]
They need not bother[00:00:51]
When God in verse 45 said[00:00:52]
The slaves are okay to buy[00:00:54]
He meant that people[00:00:56]
All from the start[00:00:57]
Each have slaves withing their hearts[00:00:57]
Things that we have sold or[00:01:00]
Boughten that are forced[00:01:01]
To pick our moral cotton[00:01:02]
God calls us to set these free[00:01:04]
Free our hearts from slavery[00:01:06]
And then as God goes on to explain[00:01:08]
The logistics of buying[00:01:10]
And selling slaves[00:01:11]
Uh he ju the Bible sorta like[00:01:14]
Uh it's like typos didn'[00:01:16]
In the back I sit and I nod to[00:01:20]
The beats that are[00:01:22]
Bumpin' from my iPod[00:01:23]
My god they're starting to pray[00:01:24]
And over the music[00:01:26]
I can hear them say[00:01:27]
Dear God dear Lord dear[00:01:28]
Vague muscular man with a[00:01:30]
Beard or a sword[00:01:31]
Dear good all seeing being[00:01:32]
My way or the highway Yahweh[00:01:34]
The blue balled anti masturbator[00:01:36]
The great all loving faggot hater[00:01:38]
I'd like to thank your holy might[00:01:40]
For making me both rich and white[00:01:41]
And though this is your day[00:01:44]
Of rest I come to you[00:01:46]
With one request[00:01:47]
There's so much pain[00:01:48]
Beyond this steeple[00:01:49]
Wars and drugs and homeless people[00:01:50]
Sadness where there should be joy[00:01:52]
Hate and rape and Soulja Boy[00:01:54]
A world in darkness needs your[00:01:56]
Light so I'm sure your[00:01:57]
Schedule's pretty tight[00:01:59]
But my dog just had surgery[00:02:00]
If you could fix that first[00:02:01]
Jesus[00:02:04]
Debra Messing's fingers in a[00:02:07]
Holy place Hail Mary full of Grace[00:02:09]
Obama could you pass[00:02:16]
Some hope to the Pope[00:02:17]
I know a couple dude's[00:02:18]
Who wanna elope[00:02:19]
See the church said nope[00:02:20]
So the bros can't cope[00:02:21]
The bros can grope but[00:02:22]
The bros can't cope[00:02:23]
They've been in love and[00:02:24]
They've been edicted[00:02:25]
Who said they shouldn't Benedict did[00:02:26]
Cause in the holy land of[00:02:28]
The lord he's the holy landlord[00:02:29]
And dicks are evicted[00:02:31]
Cause you can be a Benedict[00:02:32]
If you've been a dick[00:02:34]
Under Benedict but[00:02:35]
You can't have Benedicts because[00:02:36]
There's only one pope[00:02:38]
And only one dick[00:02:39]
What Yeah a dick on a Pope is[00:02:40]
Just like a soap on a rope cause it's[00:02:42]
Pointless unless in prison[00:02:44]
Throw up your bibles[00:02:46]
Christ has risen[00:02:47]
Hallelujah now it's raining men[00:02:48]
Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10[00:02:50]
Winos at the Eucharist[00:02:52]
Station trans gendered substantiation[00:02:53]
Jesus wasn't the messiah get[00:02:56]
Back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire[00:02:58]
It was Oedipus and those holy nights[00:03:00]
The holy motherf**king Christ[00:03:02]
I'm a blasphemah post[00:03:04]
Katrina cruising the marina[00:03:05]
On a crusade to cruise aids[00:03:07]
And blast FEMA[00:03:09]
You're too late we're[00:03:10]
F**ked we don't need ya[00:03:11]
In the name of the[00:03:12]
Father Son and Holy Ghost[00:03:14]
Head shoulders knees and toes[00:03:16]
Turn up your nose strike that pose[00:03:18]
HEY MACARENA[00:03:20]
RANT - Bo Burnham[00:03:21]