所属专辑:The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
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The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie") - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]
Written by:Don McLean/Al Yankovic[00:00:00]
A long long time ago[00:00:00]
In a galaxy far away[00:00:03]
Naboo was under an attack[00:00:06]
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn[00:00:10]
Could talk the Federation into[00:00:13]
Maybe cutting them a little slack[00:00:16]
But their response it didn't thrill us[00:00:21]
They locked the doors and tried to kill us[00:00:24]
We escaped from that gas[00:00:27]
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass[00:00:30]
We took a bongo from the scene[00:00:34]
And we went to Theed to see the Queen[00:00:36]
We all wound up on Tatooine[00:00:40]
That's where we found this boy[00:00:45]
Oh[00:00:51]
My my this here Anakin guy[00:00:52]
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry[00:00:55]
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye[00:01:00]
Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:01:04]
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:01:09]
Did you know this junkyard slave[00:01:15]
Isn't even old enough to shave[00:01:17]
But he can use the Force they say[00:01:21]
Ah do you see him hitting on the queen[00:01:25]
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen[00:01:29]
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday[00:01:32]
Well I know he built C-3PO[00:01:38]
And I've heard how fast his pod can go[00:01:42]
And we were broke it's true[00:01:46]
So we made a wager or two[00:01:48]
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace[00:01:52]
And the minute Jabba started off that race[00:01:55]
Well I knew who would win first place[00:01:59]
Oh yes it was our boy[00:02:02]
We started singin'[00:02:07]
My my this here Anakin guy[00:02:09]
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry[00:02:12]
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye[00:02:15]
Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:02:18]
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:02:22]
Now we finally got to Coruscant[00:02:27]
The Jedi Council we knew would want[00:02:31]
To see how good the boy could be[00:02:34]
So we took him there and we told the tale[00:02:39]
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale[00:02:42]
And he might fulfill that prophecy[00:02:46]
Oh the Council was impressed of course[00:02:52]
Could he bring balance to the Force[00:02:56]
They interviewed the kid[00:02:59]
Oh training they forbid[00:03:03]
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear[00:03:06]
And Qui-Gon said now listen here[00:03:09]
Just stick it in your pointy ear[00:03:13]
I still will teach this boy[00:03:16]
He was singin'[00:03:22]
My my this here Anakin guy[00:03:23]
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry[00:03:26]
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye[00:03:29]
Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:03:33]
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:03:37]
We caught a ride back to Naboo[00:03:42]
Cause Queen Amidala wanted to[00:03:45]
I frankly would've liked to stay[00:03:48]
We all fought in that epic war[00:03:53]
And it wasn't long at all before[00:03:55]
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day[00:03:59]
And in the end some Gunguns died[00:04:05]
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried[00:04:09]
A lot of folks were croakin'[00:04:12]
The battle droids were broken[00:04:15]
And the Jedi I admire most[00:04:19]
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast[00:04:22]
Well I'm still here and he's a ghost[00:04:26]
I guess I'll train this boy[00:04:30]
And I was singin'[00:04:36]
My my this here Anakin guy[00:04:38]
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry[00:04:42]
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye[00:04:47]
Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:04:52]
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:04:57]
We were singin'[00:05:02]
My my this here Anakin guy[00:05:04]
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry[00:05:08]
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye[00:05:12]
Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi[00:05:17]