《Underage Bichon》歌词

歌曲： Underage Bichon

所属专辑：Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version PA Version)

歌手： Triumph The Insult Comic

时长： 03:03

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Underage Bichon (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog[00:00:00]

She walked into the dog run[00:00:05]

Like she f**king owned the place[00:00:08]

She turned to me with a scent that said[00:00:12]

"Sit boy on my face "[00:00:16]

Now I like a little discipline[00:00:19]

As much as the next Shar Pei[00:00:22]

But this bitch was only ten months old[00:00:25]

And now I have to pay [00:00:29]

Underage Bichon[00:00:31]

She told me she was one[00:00:34]

Underage Bichon[00:00:37]

I schtupped her now I'm done[00:00:40]

Underage Bichon[00:00:42]

They say I did a crime[00:00:46]

Underage Bichon[00:00:48]

Might as well bang you one more time[00:00:51]

Eight perky boobies[00:00:56]

I knew that she was young[00:00:58]

But I figured she was legal[00:01:01]

From the way she used her tongue[00:01:04]

She said I was hung like a Great Dane[00:01:09]

And it sounded like an old line[00:01:11]

She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua[00:01:14]

But she licks ass like she's nine [00:01:17]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:01:20]

My little puppy treat[00:01:23]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:01:25]

She clearly was in heat[00:01:29]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:01:31]

They're putting me away[00:01:34]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:01:37]

Might as well bang you anyway[00:01:40]

Please your Honor [00:01:44]

She was very cool when I came on her back[00:01:45]

Didn't know who Lassie was but cut her slack[00:01:48]

Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack[00:01:51]

And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack [00:01:53]

Well I was looking at a Monday court date[00:01:59]

With no chance to be cleared[00:02:02]

So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker[00:02:05]

And made a bee-line for her beard[00:02:07]

She was a furry motherf**ker[00:02:12]

And I couldn't find her pie[00:02:15]

So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug[00:02:17]

Yes I burrowed all around and I finally found[00:02:20]

A Bearded Collie hooker guy [00:02:28]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:02:31]

I banged her now I'm screwed[00:02:34]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:02:36]

Took photos of her nude[00:02:40]

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)[00:02:42]

They're throwing me in jail[00:02:45]

Underage Bichon (underage underage underage)[00:02:48]

Might as well get one last piece of tail [00:02:53]

Underage[00:03:01]