《I Keed(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： I Keed(Explicit)

所属专辑：I Keed (U.S. Single 16516)

歌手： Triumph The Insult Comic

时长： 03:51

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I Keed (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog[00:00:00]

I thought my CD was done but that's not what they say[00:00:02]

Do an insult track we need it for radio play[00:00:05]

Cram in the names I'll take a long hard pee[00:00:08]

Time to mess up the biz like an MP3[00:00:10]

American Idols that's who I look for[00:00:12]

In the poop section of my local record store[00:00:15]

Ruben or clay oh which should I pick[00:00:18]

It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick[00:00:19]

And when I want something even more fruity and fake[00:00:23]

I look up 'N' for N'Sync or 'T' for Timberlake[00:00:25]

So many skills Justin's making a buck at[00:00:28]

Does he rap[00:00:30]

Does he sing[00:00:30]

He doesn't know what to suck at[00:00:31]

Now as for the bitches let's give Britney thanks[00:00:32]

For the face that launched a million pre-teen skanks[00:00:35]

You were a virgin that had to be hard[00:00:38]

You've had more bones in your mouth than a St Bernard[00:00:40]

I keed I keed[00:00:42]

He just make a little joke[00:00:43]

I joke with you[00:00:44]

Little dog little joke[00:00:46]

I keed I keed[00:00:47]

He just make a little joke[00:00:48]

Yeah you're a great actress too[00:00:49]

Little dog little joke[00:00:51]

Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD[00:00:52]

That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3[00:00:55]

But you can see Christina in all her sluthood[00:00:57]

It's like watching porn but the music's not as good[00:01:00]

I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar[00:01:02]

Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar[00:01:05]

You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew[00:01:07]

Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you[00:01:10]

And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire[00:01:12]

He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire[00:01:15]

Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore[00:01:17]

To open for him and I don't mean on tour[00:01:20]

You're not the first Durst poor R Kelly[00:01:23]

His videos premiere at the L A P D[00:01:25]

I believe they set up an innocent guy[00:01:27]

You know what else I believe I can fly[00:01:30]

I keed I keed[00:01:32]

He just make a little joke[00:01:33]

I joke with you[00:01:35]

Little dog little joke[00:01:36]

I keed I keed[00:01:37]

He just make a little joke[00:01:39]

I believe Michael too yes[00:01:40]

Little dog little joke[00:01:41]

Now look how friggin' cool those guys from the Strokes are[00:01:42]

Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are[00:01:45]

Hey White Stripes guy is that your wife or your sister[00:01:48]

Shouldn't you be playing country music mister[00:01:50]

Hey Coldplay maybe you should be Coldsore[00:01:52]

Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more[00:01:55]

Somehow your song Yellow reminds me of pee[00:01:57]

I think 'cause when it's over it's a big relief to me[00:02:00]

Now Pink is that your hair or a tattoo[00:02:03]

I didn't know Supercuts had a drive-thru[00:02:05]

Yo Nelly what the hell kind of name is that[00:02:08]

That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat[00:02:10]

And Snoop says he's clean now you make the call[00:02:13]

The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol[00:02:15]

Snoop there's only room for one dog putz[00:02:17]

And I can rap can you lick your own nuts[00:02:20]

Poop Diddy are you in show business still[00:02:22]

I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill[00:02:25]

J Lo J Lo the giant tail-o[00:02:28]

For a doggy's nose that's the Holy Grail-o[00:02:30]

Shakira's butt's fine but it won't hold still you see[00:02:32]

I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history[00:02:35]

I sniffed J-Lo's ass and got too touchy-feely[00:02:38]

She let loose a bomb that was bigger than chili[00:02:40]

I keed I keed[00:02:43]

He just make a little joke[00:02:44]

I joke with you[00:02:45]

Little dog little joke[00:02:46]

I keed I keed[00:02:47]

Nothing wrong with your butt[00:02:49]

I even like I don't like Affleck[00:02:50]

Nothing wrong with your butt[00:02:52]

Avril Lavigne punk queen now there's a kidder[00:02:53]

Go back north Celine needs a babysitter[00:02:56]

Philip Glass atonal ass you're not immune[00:02:58]

Write a song with a f**king tune[00:03:01]

And on the list of pussies don't leave off MTV[00:03:03]

I scared them and Eminem so they gave the hook to me[00:03:05]

Slim Shady why do you find me so scary[00:03:08]

We're just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Cary[00:03:10]

Wipe off that frown just do without it[00:03:13]

Hey my mom was a bitch[00:03:15]

But I don't go writing songs about it[00:03:16]

I keed I keed[00:03:19]

He just make a little joke[00:03:20]

I joke with you[00:03:21]

Little dog little joke[00:03:23]

I keed I keed[00:03:24]

He just make a little joke[00:03:25]

You know I never meant to hurt you[00:03:26]

Never meant to make you cry[00:03:28]

I keed I keed[00:03:29]

He just make a little joke[00:03:30]

It's a joke you see[00:03:31]

Laffy laffy laffy ha ha[00:03:33]

Let's stop hating each other[00:03:34]

He just make a little joke[00:03:35]

Leave the pooping to me[00:03:36]

Rock it to me sock it to me[00:03:38]

Rock it to me sock it to me rock it to me sock it to me[00:03:39]

Rock it to me sock it I'm a rapping dog and I'm here to say[00:03:42]

Rappa rappa rappa a tappa huppa huppa I kid[00:03:45]