《Lick Myself》歌词

歌曲： Lick Myself

所属专辑：Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version PA Version)

歌手： Triumph The Insult Comic

时长： 02:24

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Lick Myself (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog[00:00:00]

To be a dog is to sit like a log[00:00:04]

Watching people on the run[00:00:06]

We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty[00:00:08]

We have the real fun[00:00:10]

'Cause I can lick myself got to go[00:00:11]

You guys have fun at the Broadway show[00:00:14]

Lick myself I'm the star[00:00:16]

Having go stay at the sushi bar[00:00:18]

Lick myself eat my ham[00:00:20]

Having go stay at the poetry slam[00:00:22]

Lick myself suck and squirt[00:00:24]

You guys have fun at the Beck concert[00:00:25]

They say that man is the higher species[00:00:31]

Because of the opposable thumb[00:00:33]

Well man I'll pass on playing guitar[00:00:35]

For the way that I can come[00:00:37]

Yes I can lick myself wet my cock[00:00:39]

Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock[00:00:41]

Lick myself taste my dick[00:00:43]

You guys have fun at the Julia flick[00:00:45]

Lick myself self-fellate[00:00:47]

You guys have fun on your double date[00:00:49]

Lick myself hydro-wank[00:00:51]

Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank[00:00:53]

So go ahead man and rule the world[00:00:58]

And say you're the master race[00:01:00]

You can operate complex machinery[00:01:02]

While I sit on my own face[00:01:04]

I simply lick myself douse my pole[00:01:07]

You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl[00:01:10]

Lick myself soak my meat[00:01:12]

Have a good time at the staff retreat[00:01:14]

Lick myself wash my tool[00:01:16]

Have a good time at the cooking school[00:01:18]

Lick myself polish my knob[00:01:20]

You guys have fun with your finger job[00:01:22]

I know an old setter who is a bed wetter[00:01:27]

He's deaf and has brittle hair[00:01:29]

His hip is shot and he pukes a lot[00:01:31]

But he don't f**king care[00:01:33]

He can still lick himself got to fly[00:01:36]

You guys have fun renting Cable Guy[00:01:40]

Lick myself grease my rod[00:01:42]

You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad[00:01:44]

Tell 'em bitch [00:01:46]

Oh I couldn't [00:01:46]

Sing it [00:01:47]

All right [00:01:48]

Lick myself munch my rug[00:01:49]

Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug[00:01:52]

Lick myself chug my poon[00:01:53]

Try to have fun on your honeymoon[00:01:55]

Lick myself bathe my balls[00:01:57]

You guys have fun making conference calls[00:01:59]

Lick myself I'm my own lunch[00:02:01]

Have a good time making pineapple punch[00:02:03]

Lick myself chew my hair[00:02:05]

Have a good time at the Lilith Fair[00:02:07]

Lick myself tongue my tang[00:02:09]

Have a good time at your friend's shebang[00:02:11]

Lick myself slurp my scope[00:02:13]

You guys have fun with your hand [00:02:15]

And your bottle of liquid soap[00:02:17]