《Benji’s Queer(feat. Doug Dale)》歌词

歌曲： Benji’s Queer(feat. Doug Dale)

所属专辑：Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version PA Version)

歌手： Triumph The Insult Comic

时长： 03:09

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Benji's Queer (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog[00:00:00]

All right [00:00:01]

Who of you remember the television show[00:00:01]

Called The TV Funhouse [00:00:03]

Thanks[00:00:07]

Tonight we have special surprise [00:00:10]

For those of you who give a shit [00:00:12]

My good friend bring him on here EL DOUG [00:00:19]

Well I really miss the Anipals [00:00:31]

Oh that's so sweet [00:00:33]

You like animals don't you [00:00:34]

I like animals yes [00:00:36]

And who's your favorite animal Yes [00:00:38]

Well I have a song I want to sing[00:00:40]

About my favorite animal [00:00:41]

Yes [00:00:42]

Yeah a little guy named Benji [00:00:43]

F**k You [00:00:46]

He goes on an adventure [00:00:51]

And he always saves the day [00:00:54]

That why we love our Benji [00:00:57]

Even though we know he's gay [00:01:00]

Oh yes [00:01:02]

Benji's gay Benji's queer [00:01:03]

He takes his doggy bones from the rear [00:01:05]

He laps up jazz like Norm drank beer [00:01:09]

And that's how we know that Benji's queer [00:01:12]

Why are you saying that [00:01:16]

Triumph Benji's not gay [00:01:17]

Have you been living under a rock [00:01:20]

Just keep going [00:01:22]

He saved his kidnapped owner [00:01:25]

And he saved pups from a flood [00:01:27]

He always gets a boner [00:01:31]

From his poster of Air Bud [00:01:33]

Oh yes [00:01:35]

Benji's queer Benji's gay [00:01:36]

He sees 2 balls and he barks "HOORAY "[00:01:39]

He gave head to the Shaggy DA [00:01:43]

And that's how we know that Benji's gay [00:01:46]

You know Triumph[00:01:51]

I think you're being a little bitter [00:01:52]

Bitter Who's bitter [00:01:54]

I'm just stating a simple fact [00:01:55]

But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji [00:01:57]

Now Doug Doug it's not so bad [00:01:59]

You konw compared to[00:02:01]

What most animals do [00:02:02]

These famous celebrity animals it's pretty soft [00:02:04]

I tell you [00:02:07]

Really [00:02:08]

Yes Doug It's the famous ones it's like perv city [00:02:09]

Take a listen [00:02:14]

Eddie from Frasier pays a pug [00:02:15]

And watches him f**k his wife [00:02:17]

And Beethoven can only come[00:02:20]

When he's gasping for his life [00:02:23]

Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers [00:02:26]

That how he got his name [00:02:29]

I always stop [00:02:30]

And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep [00:02:31]

Then spews from his own shame [00:02:34]

Wowza [00:02:37]

That's right Doug [00:02:38]

Pretty ugly isn't it [00:02:40]

Yes it is [00:02:41]

So you see it's really not go that bad that[00:02:42]

Benji's queer Benji's gay [00:02:45]

He sees 2 balls and he barks "HOORAY "[00:02:48]

He served more cock than a Chick-Fil-A [00:02:52]

It's totally fine that Benji's gay [00:02:54]

Good God Hes Queer[00:03:01]