所属专辑:My Mother’s Brisket & Other Love Songs
歌手: Rick Moranis
时长: 02:40
I'm Old Enough To Be Your Zaide - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]
I love the sound of your voice[00:00:06]
You purr like a vintage rolls royce[00:00:08]
But I simply have to question your choice[00:00:11]
When you could be with any one of many boys[00:00:14]
I love the look in your eye[00:00:18]
The color of a tel aviv sky[00:00:21]
But I just have to ask you why[00:00:23]
When you could have your pick of any other guy[00:00:26]
We're not on the same page[00:00:30]
So darling act your age[00:00:31]
You're digital and I'm still beta[00:00:33]
I'm old enough to be your zaide[00:00:36]
I love the touch of your hand[00:00:40]
Can you tell me if I have a swollen gland[00:00:43]
Why are we here[00:00:46]
This musical got panned[00:00:47]
I wish the manager would just turn down the band[00:00:49]
This nightlife's for the birds[00:00:53]
I'm choking on my words[00:00:54]
I need the heimlich[00:00:55]
Someone call a big waiter[00:00:56]
I'm old enough to be your zaide[00:00:59]
I can't believe how you invigorate me[00:01:03]
Oh how I love to reciprocate the way you sate me[00:01:09]
But then my mind imagines[00:01:15]
How your parents must hate me[00:01:17]
Thank god for cheap generics that inflate me[00:01:21]
Now get off of my lap[00:01:28]
I gotta take a nap[00:01:29]
You're asking questions[00:01:30]
While I'm trying to lead a seder[00:01:31]
I'm old enough to be your zaide[00:01:34]
I lied on jdate[00:01:50]
Go get yourself a playdate[00:01:56]
I love the touch of your skin[00:02:02]
Are you sure we're not committing a sin[00:02:05]
If something happens notify my next of kin[00:02:08]
My daughter marla's got the safe deposit pin[00:02:11]
It's ten o'clock[00:02:15]
I'm tired[00:02:15]
And look at you[00:02:16]
You're wired[00:02:17]
The news is on[00:02:18]
They're talking about al qaeda[00:02:19]
I'm old enough to be[00:02:21]
Be careful of my knee[00:02:22]
I need a cup of tea[00:02:24]
My left eye's bothering me[00:02:25]
I'm old enough to be your zaide[00:02:28]