所属专辑:The Extended Play EP
歌手: T.J. Miller
时长: 02:19
Battle Of The Century, Part I (Vs. Johnny Polygon) - T.J. Miller[00:00:00]
Tonight; you've seen him all over[00:00:01]
He's hurt feelings with his crying tears on dates[00:00:03]
It's T.J. Miller[00:00:07]
As a challenger, you might be running[00:00:08]
Aroudn in the finest silk suits[00:00:11]
But my man, Johnny "Blaze" Polygon;[00:00:13]
He walkin' around in cheap clothes[00:00:15]
Driving a 1974 Gremlin that can't pass law.[00:00:17]
He walkin' around eatin' fries[00:00:21]
Now Imma be your referee for this evening[00:00:24]
I'm Brandon Johnson, and from I can tell[00:00:26]
It's a be a blood battle in here[00:00:28]
(Battle, battle, battle, battle ...)[00:00:32]
Rap... for you...[00:00:34]
You giant eighth-grade bastard[00:00:37]
Is that an afro or an accident[00:00:40]
Is that a laugh or are you flatulent[00:00:43]
Someone had you by accident[00:00:46]
Lackluster, you look like a ghostbuster[00:00:48]
Try better, eyes so close together[00:00:51]
Why stop, this ain't hiphop[00:00:55]
You look like a cyclops[00:00:57]
I use these words very rarely[00:00:59]
But you're one of my favourite "M's"[00:01:01]
And one of my favourite "C's"[00:01:02]
Vision's 20/20, Polygon[00:01:04]
'Cause you're multifaceted[00:01:05]
I'd like to go to one of your classes, that would[00:01:06]
Make me a better rapper[00:01:09]
I know that for sure[00:01:10]
If I was a disease, you'd be the cure[00:01:11]
You look like a giant midget[00:01:15]
Complimented me the whole time, you don't get it[00:01:17]
You got it backwards, you eat ass turds[00:01:20]
And you're getting on my last nerves[00:01:24]
I'd rather be friends with[00:01:25]
You than most of my real friends[00:01:26]
That's for real, 'til forever, it never ends[00:01:28]
I'd rather be friends with[00:01:30]
You than most of my real friends[00:01:31]
That's for real, 'til forever, and it never ends[00:01:33]
No, you don't understand, you keep complimenting me[00:01:36]
And we're supposed to be battling[00:01:38]
Yeah, but we're freestyling, man;[00:01:39]
You know what that means?[00:01:41]
That means that I just say whatever I'm thinking,[00:01:42]
And it's all battling against what you're thinking.[00:01:44]
So do you think the same thing over and over?[00:01:46]
Cause you said the same thing twice,[00:01:48]
About wanting to be friends[00:01:49]
With me over your real friends.[00:01:51]
Yeah, but that's the chorus, right?[00:01:52]
It's just awkward, there's no choruses in battles, man.[00:01:54]
I'm sorry, full disclosure, I.. I'm pretty high, and..[00:01:56]
Full disclosure, I hate people who say "full disclosure."[00:02:00]
Full disclosure, I'm uncomfortable sharing a blank.[00:02:03]
Are you high?[00:02:05]
I've never shared a- yeah, I'm always high.[00:02:06]
Great. I use it as a crutch.[00:02:09]
It was just a badge of shame,[00:02:11]
A scarlet letter[00:02:13]
That man are carzy uh[00:02:16]