所属专辑:The Extended Play EP
时长: 03:43
Ying Yang Friends - T.J. Miller/Bo Burnham[00:00:00]
Ying yang friends[00:00:03]
Ying yang friends[00:00:04]
TJ[00:00:04]
Bo burnham love this dude friends[00:00:05]
Forever right manyea brother[00:00:07]
Ebony and ivory except we both ivory mother f**kers[00:00:08]
Yea man hear that beat that's heavy man that's heavy[00:00:13]
We gotta respect one another I respect his work you all[00:00:16]
Yea respect his family[00:00:19]
Yea I'll respect your families you all[00:00:19]
It's the illest still silliest dr seuss[00:00:21]
I f**k witches b*tches make goody proctor loose[00:00:23]
Yea I went to the zoo and I fisted a goose[00:00:26]
And while my hand was inside it[00:00:28]
I threw up the deuce bruce[00:00:30]
Die hard what're you talking about willis[00:00:31]
I'm the fresh young kid[00:00:33]
You the saggy old phyllis[00:00:34]
Diller kid I'm the DJ killer now I'm[00:00:36]
Passing the mic off to DJ miller what[00:00:38]
It's the silliest illiest illiest dr seuss[00:00:41]
I f**k witches make doctors proctors loose[00:00:43]
I went to the zoo man uhh and fisted a goose man[00:00:45]
When my hand was inside her[00:00:48]
I threw up two fingers die hard[00:00:49]
Uh yo teej those are my rhymes dude[00:00:50]
And stealing my rhymes dude is borderline rude[00:00:52]
What are you talking about man[00:00:55]
What's the deal I mean did the beasty boys[00:00:56]
Do it they[00:00:58]
No the beasty boys emphasize words at the ends of[00:00:58]
Words ok she wearin' I'll do something different[00:01:00]
Okay go here go[00:01:04]
Yo teej that's my rhymes dude[00:01:04]
And stealing my rhythms is borderline rude[00:01:07]
You're joking right that's the same[00:01:09]
No I'm singing that's the chorus it's not hop[00:01:10]
Of course I can sing you sing[00:01:13]
That I sing I said[00:01:15]
I'll give you a word just rhyme just rhyme a word look[00:01:16]
The best duo around ain't no one bigga yea[00:01:19]
I wanna give a shout out to all my niggaaaas[00:01:22]
No dude we can't f**king say that are you serious[00:01:24]
What what you said it yesterday in the car[00:01:27]
I was okay I was singing along[00:01:29]
T1o the song that I enjoy[00:01:31]
Whatever man you said it in the car[00:01:32]
Well[00:01:34]
When you say it in the car you get say it outdoors[00:01:34]
Are you like in one of your moods today or whatever[00:01:38]
Yea mood you know I get it[00:01:40]
I'm always in a mood I'm always off[00:01:42]
Well it seems like alright just please rap disturb[00:01:44]
Oh yea no sure I'll rap I love rapping[00:01:46]
I got so much sadness so much shame[00:01:49]
Because when we go on stage[00:01:51]
They always scream your name[00:01:52]
No look no man no one's leaving you out[00:01:53]
It's just bo bo is easy to shout[00:01:56]
When we share hotel rooms I feel like a creep[00:01:58]
Because I like masturbating while watching you sleep[00:02:01]
Yo that's f**ked up dude man you said bo trust me[00:02:03]
Now I know why all my pillows are crusty[00:02:06]
I'm really really worried and a bit annoyed it seems[00:02:08]
You're sending signals like[00:02:11]
Some f**ked up sigmund freud sh*t[00:02:12]
I'll never be like you you'll always be better[00:02:13]
Yo just wake me up next time we'll jack off together[00:02:15]
What no that's not what I wanna do[00:02:17]
Movie or something[00:02:19]
Come on don't be weird man[00:02:20]
It's just difficult because obviously[00:02:21]
You're the better rapper[00:02:23]
No it's not[00:02:24]
Yea in this situation[00:02:25]
Better is a stupid word it's we balance each other out[00:02:26]
I'm not some special needs kid okay[00:02:28]
No well alright[00:02:31]
Yea there's always one person's better[00:02:32]
Right you're justin timberlake[00:02:34]
I'm the rest of n'sync[00:02:35]
Ying yang friends one two punch[00:02:37]
Hungry still here's some lunch[00:02:38]
We're dodo ring like fodo quasimodo got a hunch[00:02:40]
Mess with us we'll f**k your daughter[00:02:42]
Take her out break her water[00:02:43]
Now tj please make the track even hotter[00:02:44]
I can't because you're the better man[00:02:47]
Everybody likes you and the plan is always your decision[00:02:49]
You're the best look at tj make fun[00:02:52]
Of his sweatervest yea[00:02:55]
When girls wanna sleep with you they talk to me[00:02:56]
Then you tell them hey walk over here with me[00:02:58]
Then you make out with them[00:03:01]
When clearly I was talking to her[00:03:02]
All night at the bar dude she[00:03:04]
Clearly a very attractive you're red head[00:03:05]
Who is into photography[00:03:07]
It seems like you have issues that you need to work out[00:03:09]
Before you step out into the recording studio[00:03:11]
Work them out on my own[00:03:12]
I get it okay[00:03:13]
It's over[00:03:15]
We done here[00:03:17]
Yea we're done[00:03:18]
Don't let the door hit you yea the way that you[00:03:20]
On the time you go out of the yea yea exit[00:03:23]
Hey yoyoyo[00:03:28]
Ying yang friends[00:03:30]
Hahaha[00:03:31]
Do this again[00:03:32]
Friends forever until the end mother f**kers[00:03:32]
See you tomorrow[00:03:34]
Peace[00:03:35]