歌手: Rick Moranis
时长: 02:49
Oh So Bucco - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]
I'm wearing fifty ex chinchillas[00:00:10]
And a gator each per boot[00:00:12]
Hog tied around my waste line[00:00:14]
Suede trimming on my suit[00:00:15]
Got a bear skin rug and leather couch[00:00:17]
And antlers on the walls[00:00:19]
Goose neck lamps and decoys make[00:00:20]
Impeccable duck calls[00:00:22]
Had a mixed grill fry for breakfast[00:00:24]
Pair of mutton chops for lunch[00:00:25]
Rare sirloin tips for supper[00:00:27]
George Foreman'd by the bunch[00:00:29]
A nightcap chaw of jerky[00:00:31]
And a cup of ox tail soup[00:00:32]
A swig of wild turkey[00:00:34]
Makes a happier coop[00:00:36]
And I say oh so bucco[00:00:37]
What the heck's the big old deal[00:00:41]
Was I away the day that someone said[00:00:44]
A monkee invented the wheel[00:00:48]
My after shave's been tested[00:00:51]
On a thousand stubbled rats[00:00:52]
My hearing aid's derived from tech[00:00:54]
Discovered from trained bats[00:00:56]
My lipitor cured countless chimps[00:00:58]
Before it could save me[00:01:00]
No that ain't me tap dancin'[00:01:01]
Those are new titanium knees[00:01:03]
And I say oh so bucco[00:01:05]
What the hell's the big kaboo[00:01:08]
For some of us to have a fine old time[00:01:11]
We've got to sacrifice a few[00:01:15]
I didn't see the prius turn[00:02:02]
I honked the hummer's horn[00:02:04]
The moose the rack the rods and guns[00:02:06]
The whole front end was shorn[00:02:07]
They flew me to Bethesda[00:02:09]
Choppered me in DOA[00:02:10]
Left behind the liver[00:02:12]
Rushed my kidneys to L A[00:02:13]
My hair wound up in transplant[00:02:15]
My lips were wrapped and sealed[00:02:17]
Tongue tied up in customs[00:02:19]
My skin was dried and pealed[00:02:20]
Corneas went FEDEX[00:02:22]
Eardrums next day ground[00:02:24]
Took whatever's workin'[00:02:26]
Left the rest in lost and found[00:02:27]
Now I am oh so bucco[00:02:29]
Eventually you crash and burn[00:02:33]
To everything there's open season[00:02:36]
I guess it was this monkee's turn[00:02:39]