所属专辑:Dare To Be Stupid
时长: 04:04
One More Minute - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:00]
Well i heard that you're leavin' leavin'[00:00:19]
Gonna leave me far behind so far behind[00:00:25]
'Cause you found a brand new lover[00:00:31]
You decided that i'm not your kind aahh[00:00:36]
So i pulled i pulled your name out name out of my rolodex oohh[00:00:42]
And i tore all your pictures in two[00:00:48]
And i burned down the malt shop where we used to go[00:00:54]
Just because it reminds me of you dippity dippity doo[00:01:01]
That's right that's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'[00:01:07]
I'm glad i'm glad that you found somebody new[00:01:13]
'Cause i'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass[00:01:19]
Than spend one more minute with you[00:01:25]
I guess i might seem kinda bitter[00:01:33]
You got me feeling down in the dumps[00:01:38]
'Cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love[00:01:44]
And i have to use the self-service pumps[00:01:50]
Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase[00:01:56]
You ain't you ain't gonna break my heart in two[00:02:03]
'Cause i'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face[00:02:09]
Than spend one more minute with you[00:02:15]
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork[00:02:22]
Than watch you going out with other men[00:02:28]
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door yah[00:02:36]
Again and again and again and again and again[00:02:40]
Oh can't you see what i'm tryin' to say darlin'[00:02:44]
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches leeches[00:02:47]
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two[00:02:52]
I'd rather clean all the bathroom[00:02:58]
In grand central station with my tongue[00:03:01]
Than spend one more minute with you[00:03:05]
Yes i'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks[00:03:10]
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue[00:03:17]
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled[00:03:23]
With double-edged razor blades[00:03:27]
Than spend one more minute with you[00:03:30]
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands[00:03:36]
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till i die[00:03:40]
Than spend one more minute with you[00:03:48]