《The Night Santa Went Crazy》歌词

歌曲： The Night Santa Went Crazy

所属专辑：Bad Hair Day

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:59

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The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:01]

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys[00:00:15]

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys[00:00:20]

When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death[00:00:24]

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath[00:00:28]

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo[00:00:32]

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo[00:00:36]

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye[00:00:40]

Merry Christmas to all[00:00:44]

Now you're all gonna die[00:00:46]

The night Santa went crazy[00:00:48]

The night Saint Nick went insane[00:00:52]

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal[00:00:56]

Something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:01:00]

Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it[00:01:05]

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet[00:01:09]

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage[00:01:12]

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage[00:01:17]

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger[00:01:21]

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger[00:01:25]

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen[00:01:28]

And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken[00:01:32]

The night Santa went crazy[00:01:37]

The night Kris Kringle went nuts[00:01:41]

Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole[00:01:44]

Without stepping in reindeer guts[00:01:49]

There's the National Guard and the FBI[00:01:52]

There's a van from the Eyewitness News[00:01:59]

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky[00:02:03]

And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'[00:02:07]

And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why[00:02:11]

My my my my my my[00:02:18]

You used to be such a jolly guy[00:02:21]

Yes Virginia now Santa's doing time[00:02:32]

In a federal prison for his infamous crime[00:02:36]

Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears[00:02:40]

He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years[00:02:44]

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous[00:02:48]

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service[00:02:52]

And they say Mrs Claus she's on the phone every night[00:02:56]

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights[00:02:59]

They're talkin' 'bout[00:03:03]

The night Santa went crazy[00:03:04]

The night Saint Nicholas flipped[00:03:08]

Broke his back for some milk and cookies[00:03:12]

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped[00:03:16]

Wo-oh the night Santa went crazy[00:03:19]

The night Saint Nick went insane[00:03:24]

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal[00:03:27]

Something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:03:31]

Wo-oh something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:03:34]

Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:03:38]