歌手: Bo Burnham
时长: 02:52
High School Party (Live) - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]
This next song is a first-hand account[00:00:00]
High-school party senior year[00:00:07]
Boys and girls are all sippin on beer[00:00:10]
I like soda where s the soda[00:00:12]
Am I the only f**king person here that likes soda[00:00:14]
I see you from across the crowd[00:00:17]
The party is bumpin' and the music is loud[00:00:19]
You re really drunk and you re looking sad[00:00:22]
It s like a date-rape ad[00:00:24]
Girl then we start to dance and[00:00:26]
Girl baby this is romance[00:00:28]
Girl I 'm starting to grow down below[00:00:31]
Shit why did I wear sweatpants Ooh yeah[00:00:32]
Girl your body s like what[00:00:37]
Conjunction junction that s a fine ass butt[00:00:39]
I m like a cashew in a lollipop[00:00:41]
Just keep sucking til you get to the nut[00:00:43]
And I said let s rob[00:00:49]
An Asian kitchen or stroll down the block[00:00:51]
Either way girl we re taking a walk (wok) (It 's )[00:00:54]
You re gonna love me the way my uncle did[00:00:59]
Except you' re not gonna to go to court for doing it[00:01:02]
Be a guillotine or my girl instead[00:01:05]
Either way I said you re giving me head[00:01:08]
I m gonna love you baby the right way[00:01:10]
Shawty with a body lookin' hottie when I say girl[00:01:12]
We walk into the bedroom[00:01:19]
Exchanging nervous laughter[00:01:21]
Why is called dry humping[00:01:23]
If I always need a towel after[00:01:25]
You spread your naked legs[00:01:31]
And I see that wound that never healed[00:01:32]
Even though you re yelling for me[00:01:35]
I can tell your lips are sealed[00:01:37]
(I ve been around )[00:01:38]
We re both aware of my erection[00:01:41]
You ask if I have protection[00:01:42]
I say No I mean I tried to buy em once[00:01:44]
I was in a convenient store[00:01:47]
My old babysitter walked in[00:01:48]
And I had to hide them near[00:01:49]
The Tic-Tacs I was so embarrassed[00:01:50]
I peed myself a little bit[00:01:52]
Girl girl yeah well yeah[00:01:58]
Insert a euphemism[00:02:02]
A sexy mental prism[00:02:03]
Increase my pelvic rhythm[00:02:04]
Fill you with my syllogism[00:02:05]
Know your body and I know how to please you[00:02:06]
Don t thank me thank Wikipedia[00:02:09]
Guys don' t go down well I am[00:02:11]
What the f**k is that[00:02:13]
I should have brought my diagram[00:02:15]
Ooh did you feel that[00:02:16]
That was an educated guess[00:02:18]
Ooh yeah did you feel that Uh[00:02:21]
That one was a sneeze my bad[00:02:23]
I 'm allergic to one type of cat[00:02:26]
High-school party senior year none of[00:02:34]
That happened cause I wasn' t invited[00:02:37]