所属专辑:The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
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I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]
I was there to match my intellect on national TV[00:00:17]
Against a plumber and an architect both with a ph D[00:00:25]
I was tense I was nervous[00:00:33]
I guess it just wasn't my night[00:00:38]
Art fleming gave the answers[00:00:42]
Oh but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight[00:00:46]
I lost on jeopardy[00:00:50]
Baby[00:00:53]
Oooh[00:00:55]
I lost on jeopardy[00:00:59]
Baby[00:01:01]
Oooh[00:01:04]
Well I knew I was in trouble now[00:01:07]
My hope of winning sank[00:01:12]
'Cause I got the daily double now[00:01:16]
And then my mind went blank[00:01:21]
I took potpourri for one hundred[00:01:24]
And then my head started to spin[00:01:28]
Well I'm givin' up Don pardo[00:01:33]
Just tell me now what I didn't win[00:01:37]
Yeah yeah[00:01:40]
I lost on jeopardy[00:01:41]
Baby[00:01:44]
Oooh[00:01:46]
I lost on jeopardy[00:01:50]
Baby[00:01:52]
Oooh[00:01:55]
That's right al-you lost[00:02:00]
And let me tell what you didn't win[00:02:02]
A twenty-Volume set of the encyclopedia international[00:02:05]
A case of turtle wax and a[00:02:07]
Year's supply of rice-a-roni[00:02:09]
The san francisco treat But that's not all[00:02:11]
You also made yourself look like a jerk[00:02:14]
In front of millions of people And[00:02:17]
You brought shame and disgrace on your family name[00:02:19]
For generations to come[00:02:21]
You don't get to come back tomorrow[00:02:23]
You don't even get a lousy copy of our[00:02:25]
Home game You're a complete loser[00:02:27]
Don't know what I was thinkin' of[00:02:32]
I guess I just wasn't too bright[00:02:36]
Well I sure hope I do better[00:02:41]
Next weekend on the price is right-ight-ight[00:02:45]
I lost on jeopardy[00:02:49]
Baby[00:02:52]
Oooh[00:02:54]
I lost on jeopardy[00:02:58]
Baby[00:03:00]
Oooh[00:03:03]
I lost on jeopardy[00:03:06]
Baby[00:03:09]