《White & Nerdy (Parody of ”Ridin’” by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)》歌词

歌曲： White & Nerdy (Parody of ”Ridin’” by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 02:50

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White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

They see me mowin'[00:00:07]

My front lawn[00:00:09]

I know they're all thinking[00:00:10]

I'm so white n nerdy[00:00:12]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:00:13]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:00:15]

Can't you see I'm white n nerdy[00:00:16]

Look at me I'm white n nerdy[00:00:18]

I wanna roll with[00:00:20]

The gangsters[00:00:22]

But so far they all think[00:00:24]

I'm too white n nerdy[00:00:25]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:00:27]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:00:28]

I'm just too white n nerdy[00:00:30]

We really white n nerdy[00:00:32]

First in my class here at MIT[00:00:33]

Got skills I'm a champion at D&D[00:00:35]

MC Escher that's my favorite MC[00:00:36]

Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea[00:00:37]

My rims never spin to the contrary[00:00:39]

You'll find that they're quite stationary[00:00:41]

All of my action figures are cherry[00:00:43]

Stephen Hawking's in my library[00:00:44]

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out[00:00:46]

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces[00:00:48]

Yo I know Pi out to a thousand places[00:00:50]

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces[00:00:51]

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise[00:00:53]

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper I can play for days[00:00:55]

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed[00:00:56]

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze[00:00:58]

There's no killer rap I haven't run[00:01:00]

At Pascal well I'm number 1[00:01:01]

Do Vector calculus just for fun[00:01:03]

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun[00:01:04]

Happy Days is my favorite theme song[00:01:06]

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong[00:01:08]

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on[00:01:10]

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon[00:01:11]

They see me roll on my Segway[00:01:13]

I know in my heart they think I'm[00:01:17]

White n nerdy[00:01:20]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:01:20]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:01:22]

Can't you see I'm white n nerdy[00:01:24]

Look at me I'm white n nerdy[00:01:25]

I'd like to roll with[00:01:27]

The gangsters[00:01:29]

Although it's apparent I'm too[00:01:31]

White n' nerdy[00:01:33]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:01:34]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:01:35]

I'm just too white n nerdy[00:01:37]

How'd I get so white n nerdy[00:01:39]

I've been browsing inspectin'[00:01:40]

X-men comics you know I collect 'em[00:01:41]

The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em[00:01:43]

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me[00:01:45]

Bored shopping online for deals on some writable media[00:01:47]

I edit Wikipedia[00:01:49]

I memorized the Holy Grail really well[00:01:50]

I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL[00:01:52]

I got a business doing websites[00:01:53]

When my friends need some code who do they call[00:01:54]

I do HTML do for them all[00:01:57]

Even make a homepage for my dog[00:01:58]

Yo I got myself a fanny pack[00:02:00]

They were having a sale down at the GAP[00:02:01]

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap[00:02:03]

Pop pop Hope no one sees me get freaky[00:02:05]

I'm nerdy in the extreme[00:02:07]

And whiter than sour cream[00:02:09]

I was in AV club and Glee club[00:02:11]

And even the chess team[00:02:13]

Only question I ever thought was hard[00:02:14]

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard[00:02:16]

I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire[00:02:17]

I got my name on my underwear[00:02:19]

They see me strollin'[00:02:21]

They laughin'[00:02:23]

And rollin' their eyes 'cause[00:02:24]

I'm so white n nerdy[00:02:26]

Just because I'm white n nerdy[00:02:28]

Just because I'm white n nerdy[00:02:29]

All because I'm white n nerdy[00:02:30]

Holy cow I'm white n nerdy[00:02:32]

I wanna bowl with[00:02:34]

The gangsters[00:02:36]

But oh well it's obvious I'm[00:02:38]

White n nerdy[00:02:40]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:02:41]

Think I'm just too white n nerdy[00:02:42]

I'm just too white n nerdy[00:02:44]

Look at me I'm white n nerdy[00:02:46]