《Generic Blues》歌词

歌曲： Generic Blues

所属专辑：UHF: Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 04:34

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Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:00]

Written by：Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:08]

I woke up this morning[00:00:35]

Then I went back to bed[00:00:39]

Said I woke up this morning[00:00:45]

Then I went right back to bed[00:00:49]

Got a funny kind of feelin'[00:00:56]

Like I got broken glass in my underwear[00:00:59]

And a herd of wild pigs[00:01:02]

Is trying to chew off my head[00:01:03]

You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:05]

Well I ain't got not money[00:01:07]

I'm just walkin' down the road[00:01:11]

Said I ain't got no money honey[00:01:18]

So I'm just walking down[00:01:22]

This lonely old road[00:01:24]

Well I wish I could get me some money[00:01:29]

But I forgot my automated teller code[00:01:32]

I was born in a paper sack[00:01:41]

In the bottom of a sewer[00:01:43]

I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast[00:01:46]

My family was so poor[00:01:49]

My daddy was a waitress[00:01:52]

My mama sold bathroom tiles[00:01:54]

My brothers and sisters all hated me[00:01:57]

'Cause I was an only child[00:02:00]

I got the blues so bad[00:02:02]

Woo[00:02:06]

Kinda wish I was dead[00:02:08]

Maybe I'll[00:02:14]

Blow my brains out mama[00:02:15]

Or maybe I'll yeah maybe[00:02:18]

I'll just go bowlin' instead[00:02:20]

I'm just a no good scum sucking[00:02:25]

Nose picking boot licking[00:02:27]

Sniveling groveling worthless hunk of slime[00:02:28]

Nothing but a low down beer[00:02:36]

Bellied bone headed[00:02:38]

Pigeon toed turkey necked weasle[00:02:39]

Faced worthless hunk of slime[00:02:40]

Guess I got pretty low self image[00:02:47]

Maybe it's a chemical imbalance[00:02:50]

Or something I[00:02:52]

I should probably go and see[00:02:53]

A doctor about it[00:02:54]

When I've got the time[00:02:55]

Make it talk[00:02:58]

Aw make it talk son make it talk[00:03:05]

Ok now make it shut up[00:03:26]

Plagues and famine and pestilence[00:03:32]

Always seem to get me down[00:03:34]

I always feel so miserable[00:03:37]

Whenever I'm around[00:03:40]

I wish somebody would come along[00:03:43]

Stick a pitchfork through my brain[00:03:46]

I'd flush myself right down the toilet[00:03:49]

But I'd just clog up the drain[00:03:51]

I got the blues so bad[00:03:54]

Woo[00:03:57]

Kinda wish I was dead[00:03:59]

Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama[00:04:05]

Or maybe I'll go bowling[00:04:09]

Or I just might go bowling[00:04:11]

Maybe I'll just rent some shoes[00:04:14]

And go bowling[00:04:15]

Maybe I'll join a league enter[00:04:16]

A tournament put on a stupid looking[00:04:18]

Shirt and go bowling[00:04:19]

Instead[00:04:22]

Yeah[00:04:27]