歌手: Brian Culbertson
时长: 05:15
No one could do it like my father [00:00:05]
无人如父般卓越[00:00:13]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:00:13]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲[00:00:17]
Mother thinks a lot of pa [00:00:17]
妈妈高赞爸爸[00:00:21]
But father drinks to think of ma [00:00:21]
但父亲借酒消愁思母亲[00:00:27]
The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise [00:00:27]
有一天晚上,爸爸回到家,惊讶地发现[00:00:31]
The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes [00:00:31]
冰人和我母亲在沙发上眉来眼去[00:00:37]
He did not get excited no not one word did he say [00:00:37]
他一点都不激动一句话也没说[00:00:41]
But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay [00:00:41]
冰人的账到期了[00:00:44]
No one could do it like my father [00:00:44]
无人能够像我父亲那样[00:00:48]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:00:48]
永远聪明绝顶,狡猾过人,父亲大人[00:00:50]
Father proved he was no slouch [00:00:50]
父亲证明他非庸才[00:00:52]
He fooled them all when he sold the couch [00:00:52]
他把沙发卖掉时欺骗了所有人[00:00:54]
And no one could do it like my dad [00:00:54]
但没有人能像我父亲那样厉害[00:00:57]
When father went to school they tell me he was very bad [00:00:57]
他们告诉我,父亲上学时非常顽皮[00:01:02]
They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad [00:01:02]
他们还说他有意让老师发狂[00:01:08]
No one could do it like my father [00:01:08]
无人能及我父亲的风采[00:01:11]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:01:11]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲[00:01:16]
Teacher knew a thing or two [00:01:16]
老师确实有两把刷子[00:01:18]
We lived right by a railway station not so far from here [00:01:18]
我们就住在离这里不远的火车站旁边[00:01:22]
And father would make faces at the passing engineers [00:01:22]
父亲对着路过的工程师们做鬼脸[00:01:25]
They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul [00:01:25]
他们朝我父亲扔煤块,是的,他们真的这样侮辱我的灵魂[00:01:29]
No one could do it like my father [00:01:29]
无人能与吾父相比[00:01:31]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:01:31]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲[00:01:33]
First he got coal one by one [00:01:33]
起初他一粒一粒地得到煤炭[00:01:35]
And now he sells it by the ton [00:01:35]
如今却成吨地售卖[00:01:37]
Around election time my father never knows his name [00:01:37]
在选举的时候我的父亲从来不知道他的名字[00:01:41]
Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane [00:01:41]
有时他是布林、史密斯或格林·吉尔霍利或麦克沙恩[00:01:43]
Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell [00:01:43]
其他时候是哈里根·奥康纳或奥德尔[00:01:46]
They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well [00:01:46]
他们应该叫他温彻斯特,因为他变脸变得真快[00:01:48]
No one could do it like my father [00:01:48]
无人能像我父亲那样做到。[00:01:50]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:01:50]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲[00:01:52]
When you see him change his coat [00:01:52]
见他换衣衫[00:01:54]
You know that means another vote [00:01:54]
意味着又一道抉择[00:01:57]
And no one could do it like my dad [00:01:57]
但无人能像我父亲做得那么好[00:01:58]
And no one could do it like my dad [00:01:58]
无人能效仿我父。[00:02:00]
And when the winter came around we never needed coal [00:02:00]
冬日里我们从不需煤炭[00:02:03]
She always wore a low cut shoe [00:02:03]
她总是穿着低跟鞋[00:02:05]
No one could do it like my dad [00:02:05]
无人能效仿我父风采[00:02:07]
She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse [00:02:07]
她会让他放学后留下来,爸爸从不拒绝[00:02:09]
And no one could do it like my dad [00:02:09]
无人能像我父亲做得那么好[00:02:11]
I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that [00:02:11]
我讨厌吹嘘我的家人但我必须说[00:02:14]
My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat [00:02:14]
我父亲是有史以来最了不起的人[00:02:18]
He always took things easy in an easy sort of way [00:02:18]
他总举重若轻[00:02:21]
No one could do it like my father [00:02:21]
无人能及我父亲[00:02:23]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:02:23]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲[00:02:26]
Other men might do the same [00:02:26]
其他人或许也会这样做[00:02:28]
But when it came to make a name [00:02:28]
但当他要扬名立万的时候[00:02:30]
At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace [00:02:30]
操纵女仆,我父亲一向是高手[00:02:34]
He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place [00:02:34]
他有办法让女士们安分守己[00:02:37]
Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there [00:02:37]
她们的位置在厨房,他的位置是留住她们于此[00:02:43]
I don't know how he did it but I really must declare [00:02:43]
我不知他是如何办到的,但我必须得说[00:02:48]
No one could do it like my father [00:02:48]
无人能及我父亲[00:02:50]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:02:50]
永远聪明绝顶,狡猾过人,父亲大人[00:02:53]
Servants liked the cops of course [00:02:53]
家仆与警察关系好[00:02:59]
So father joined the police force [00:02:59]
于是父亲加入了警察队伍[00:03:03]
No one could do it like my dad [00:03:03]
无人能做到像我父亲那般[00:03:09]
One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance [00:03:09]
那夜父亲去观赏那迷人的莎乐美舞[00:03:11]
You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance [00:03:11]
你说他全神贯注,他给了她每一个眼神[00:03:18]
He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl [00:03:18]
他让我母亲旋转舞蹈,她的脑海一片混沌[00:03:22]
And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls [00:03:22]
上周他刚带回家一串珍珠[00:03:28]
No one could do it like my father [00:03:28]
无人如我父般卓越[00:03:31]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:03:31]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲[00:03:34]
Now he always stays at home [00:03:34]
现在他总是待在家里[00:03:36]
Mama has learned that dance Salome [00:03:36]
妈妈已经学会了舞蹈Salome[00:03:43]
My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away [00:03:43]
我妈妈有三百磅重可我不会轻易出手[00:03:49]
She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday [00:03:49]
她新购了一袭紧身长裙,昨日穿上它[00:03:53]
My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock [00:03:53]
当妈妈露出袜子时我的父亲显示了他的尊严[00:03:57]
Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock [00:03:57]
为了收支平衡,他用了把大锁[00:04:02]
No one could do it like my father [00:04:02]
无人能及我父亲[00:04:04]
Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:04:04]
永远机智,绝妙狡猾的父亲[00:04:06]
Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee [00:04:06]
邻居琼斯和他的邻居李[00:04:08]
Are hunting for my father's key [00:04:08]
都在寻找我父亲的钥匙[00:04:12]
And no one could do it like my dad [00:04:12]
无人能做到像我父亲那般。[00:04:16]
I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed [00:04:16]
我还没告诉你我父母是怎么结婚的[00:04:20]
She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed [00:04:20]
她是个老姑娘他是个小偷躲在她的床底下[00:04:25]
She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife [00:04:25]
她亮出枪对父亲说我必须成为你的妻子[00:04:30]
My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life [00:04:30]
我的父亲因为救了一个人的命而获得奖章[00:04:34]
No one could do it like my dad [00:04:34]
无人能像我父亲一样出色[00:04:44]
No one could do it like my dad [00:04:44]
无人能效父之能[00:04:51]
And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say[00:04:51]
说到索取请让我说[00:04:56]