《Pimp Council(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Pimp Council(Album Version|Explicit)

所属专辑：Golden Grain (Explicit)

歌手： Disturbing Tha Peace&Luda

时长： 05:13

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Pimp Council (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Disturbing Tha Peace/Ludacris (卢达·克里斯)/Shawnna/Too Short[00:00:00]

All rise order in the court[00:00:03]

The honorable judge muthaf**kin' Too Short[00:00:07]

Presidin' over Superior Players Court[00:00:10]

First case is the State vs Fate Wilson A K A Baby Flex[00:00:14]

You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter[00:00:18]

For f**kin' another ni**a's b**ch[00:00:22]

Listen close to what I say dog it might hurt ya[00:00:24]

I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh[00:00:27]

When she first called my conscience was like [00:00:30]

"Hell naw Fate don't"[00:00:32]

But she said "I'm only around the corner" [00:00:33]

And popped her li'l punt[00:00:35]

Apartment 5701 told her I was eatin' right now[00:00:36]

Be over there when I get done got there knocked on the door[00:00:40]

She opened up the door half naked lookin' exquisite[00:00:43]

Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her[00:00:45]

Since the last time a ni**a hit it[00:00:47]

She said "Don't worry forget it[00:00:48]

Since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"[00:00:49]

'Fore her man came home for lunch [00:00:51]

So I bust my nut and raised up with[00:00:52]

Five minutes to spare her man unaware [00:00:54]

I saw him in traffic[00:00:55]

Beeped the horn and threw a deuce[00:00:56]

In the air yeah I'm a playa[00:00:58]

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad[00:01:00]

I need counsellin' dog 'cuz it's guilty as charged[00:01:02]

Simply because I felt victim to lust and[00:01:04]

Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend[00:01:07]

I had been f**kin'[00:01:09]

(Damn)[00:01:10]

The court finds you guilty as charged[00:01:11]

Your sentence is PUI school[00:01:14]

For pimpin' under the influence ni**a[00:01:17]

Next case[00:01:21]

Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house[00:01:22]

Jenny Jones A K A Shawnna[00:01:25]

Same ol' charge wanted in 8 states[00:01:28]

What's yo story this time [00:01:30]

Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' again[00:01:32]

I have no representation now shall we begin [00:01:35]

I know you seen my face before but hold on my friend[00:01:37]

It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same sh*t I did[00:01:41]

I can't do no bid I got a mortgage[00:01:43]

And my kids in a forest by the bridge[00:01:46]

And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem grills[00:01:48]

So you understand I was tryna pay me some bills[00:01:50]

When I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill[00:01:53]

Shootin' deem and a couple friends spend a couple ends[00:01:56]

Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin[00:02:00]

Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in[00:02:02]

So I decided to put that sh*t in my own hands[00:02:05]

None of these hoes can f**k me only God judge me[00:02:08]

That man told me he love me and he flash money[00:02:11]

My only crime could just be livin' it filthy[00:02:14]

So let me hear it on mo' time not guilty[00:02:17]

Bailiff take her into custody[00:02:21]

Oh no not my baby[00:02:23]

Hell naw[00:02:30]

Next case[00:02:31]

State vs Velvet Jones A K A Ludacris[00:02:32]

You bein' charged with impedin' ho traffic[00:02:34]

Spendin' too much time tryna f**k one hoe[00:02:38]

How do you plead Mr Jones [00:02:41]

Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short[00:02:43]

Calm down before I hold yo a** contempt of court[00:02:46]

Ya honor just be cool let me approach that bench[00:02:49]

And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch[00:02:51]

Well did she promise you the p**sy mayn [00:02:54]

She certainly did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib[00:02:56]

She owe me sumthin' b**ch betta show me sumthin'[00:03:00]

Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin'[00:03:03]

I'm simply the meanest you lookin' at the stroke of a genius[00:03:06]

The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis[00:03:09]

No objections or appeals let's cut us a deal[00:03:11]

And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal[00:03:14]

She's awfully cautious said the jury makes her nauseous[00:03:17]

And she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the charges[00:03:20]

Oh no time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you f**k her best friend [00:03:23]

Oh I plead the fifth[00:03:27]

Yeah that sound like some sh*t you'll say[00:03:29]

Ol' pimp a** ni**a[00:03:32]

Due to lack of evidence I'm droppin' the charges[00:03:34]

Don't let me see you in here again[00:03:38]

Let this be a lesson learned if you don't know your player rules[00:03:42]

You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long long time[00:03:49]

Remember never hate on a real player[00:03:55]

It ain't gon' get you nowhere mayn[00:04:00]

It's a lotta hoes out there player so[00:04:03]

Ain't no reason for you to f**k ya best friend[00:04:06]

Or ya cousin or ya brother's girl[00:04:09]

Get ya own b**ch mayn you know what I'm sayin' [00:04:11]

You runnin' around here[00:04:15]

Violatin' major player rules[00:04:16]

You 'bout to get the muthaf**kin' book thrown at yo b**ch a**[00:04:21]

F**kin' 'round in this court[00:04:24]

You know what I'm sayin' [00:04:27]

It's all about the money baby[00:04:28]

If it ain't about the money it ain't about sh*t[00:04:29]

To all you niggas runnin' 'round here[00:04:32]

Corny than a motherf**ker[00:04:34]

Just tryna f**k a b**ch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off[00:04:36]

Think about that money first mayn[00:04:39]

What is that b**ch doin' for you [00:04:41]

What are you gettin' outta the situation [00:04:42]

Tryna give a b**ch sumthin'[00:04:44]

What you gon' give her sumthin' for some p**sy [00:04:46]

It's trickin' mayn don't be a beeutch[00:04:48]

Be a real pimp ni**a[00:04:53]

Make that hoe pay you for every thang you do[00:04:54]

Every thang you do you gotta get money mayn all day all night[00:04:59]

I wouldn't f**k a b**ch for free[00:05:02]

Just like I wouldn't rap for free motherf**ker[00:05:04]

Yeah you know my favorite word beeutch[00:05:06]