《Amish Paradise (Parody of ”Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio)》歌词

歌曲： Amish Paradise (Parody of ”Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio)

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:19

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Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Written by：Artis Ivey Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain[00:00:11]

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain[00:00:14]

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me[00:00:17]

You know I shun fancy things like electricity[00:00:20]

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows[00:00:23]

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool[00:00:26]

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that[00:00:29]

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone[00:00:32]

I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline[00:00:35]

Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin[00:00:37]

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine[00:00:40]

Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699[00:00:43]

We been spending most our lives[00:00:47]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:00:49]

I've churned butter once or twice[00:00:53]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:00:55]

It's hard work and sacrifice[00:00:59]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:01:01]

We sell quilts at discount price[00:01:04]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:01:07]

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week[00:01:10]

I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek[00:01:12]

I really don't care in fact I wish him well[00:01:16]

'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell[00:01:18]

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it[00:01:21]

An Amish with a 'tude[00:01:24]

You know that's unheard of[00:01:26]

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat[00:01:27]

And my homies agree I really look good in black fool[00:01:30]

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears[00:01:33]

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years[00:01:36]

But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare[00:01:39]

We're just technologically impaired[00:01:42]

There's no phone no lights no motorcars[00:01:44]

Not a single luxury[00:01:47]

Like Robinson Crusoe[00:01:50]

It's as primitive as can be[00:01:53]

We been spending most our lives[00:01:57]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:01:59]

We're just plain and simple guys[00:02:03]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:02:05]

There's no time for sin and vice[00:02:09]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:02:11]

We don't fight we all play nice[00:02:14]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:02:17]

Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter[00:02:20]

Raised a barn on Monday soon I'll raise another[00:02:23]

Think you're really righteous[00:02:26]

Think you're pure in heart[00:02:27]

Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art[00:02:29]

I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like[00:02:32]

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife[00:02:34]

So don't be vain and don't be whiny[00:02:38]

Or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie[00:02:40]

We been spending most our lives[00:02:44]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:02:46]

We're all crazy Mennonites[00:02:50]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:02:52]

There's no cops and traffic lights[00:02:55]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:02:58]

But you'd probably think it bites[00:03:01]

Living in an Amish paradise[00:03:03]

Oooooh Ooooooh blech[00:03:07]