《TMZ》歌词

歌曲： TMZ

所属专辑：Alpocalypse

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:39

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TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

You're sort of famous[00:00:07]

A minor celebrity[00:00:08]

And so it only makes sense[00:00:11]

The world would be[00:00:13]

Obsessed with every[00:00:14]

Single thing you do[00:00:16]

They're running 'round[00:00:21]

With their camcorders in the night[00:00:22]

They lurk impatienly[00:00:25]

In hope that they just might[00:00:26]

See something really embarrassing[00:00:29]

You do[00:00:32]

The bad hair day and sweat stained t shirts[00:00:35]

That's the story that[00:00:39]

They are gonna feature[00:00:41]

With exclusive pics[00:00:42]

Of your flabby behind[00:00:44]

You think you're all alone[00:00:45]

But that's right when you'll find[00:00:47]

A bunch of paparazzi[00:00:49]

Popping out of nowhere[00:00:51]

Cameras in your face[00:00:53]

And then suddenly[00:00:55]

We[00:00:58]

You're on TMZ[00:00:59]

You're on TMZ[00:01:02]

Following you[00:01:07]

When you're walking down the street[00:01:09]

And asking stupid questions[00:01:11]

While you're trying to eat[00:01:13]

So you cover your face[00:01:15]

Thinking to yourself[00:01:17]

Hey isn't this creepy[00:01:19]

And they are there praying[00:01:21]

You'll have a big meltdown[00:01:23]

And take a mono lethal car chase[00:01:25]

Through this whole town[00:01:28]

They'll be there with you[00:01:29]

When you're going to jail[00:01:30]

First on the scene[00:01:32]

For every wardrobe fail[00:01:33]

You just picked up some transvestite[00:01:36]

Seconds later[00:01:39]

It's up on the website[00:01:41]

Get a vegas wedding[00:01:43]

A quickie divorce[00:01:44]

And they'll be[00:01:46]

Sneaking in[00:01:47]

Snapping pictures of course[00:01:48]

And if they ever catch you[00:01:49]

Picking your nose[00:01:52]

Or storming down the street[00:01:53]

In a drunken spree[00:01:56]

You're on TMZ[00:01:59]

Stalking you just waiting by a frontal[00:02:04]

Trailing you through[00:02:08]

Airport security[00:02:10]

They were TMZ[00:02:14]

They were TMZ[00:02:17]

We caught this oscar nominee picking up dof poop[00:02:19]

Is that a baby back there[00:02:22]

I pronounce you guilty[00:02:23]

Of leaving the house while fat[00:02:24]

Look who's drinking Coffee[00:02:26]

Everything celebrities do is fascinating[00:02:28]

Oh let me tell you[00:02:31]

It's getting to the point[00:02:32]

Where a famous person can't[00:02:34]

Even get a DUI[00:02:36]

Or go on a racist rant[00:02:37]

Those guys are all around[00:02:40]

So you really shouldn't dare[00:02:41]

Go to every club in town[00:02:43]

If you've flate your underwear[00:02:45]

Seems that every single time[00:02:48]

A star decides to shave her hair[00:02:51]

Or ram their car into a tree[00:02:54]

They're on TMZ[00:02:58]

If they catch you peeing in the bushes[00:03:03]

Later on that night[00:03:06]

Well I guarantee[00:03:09]

You're on TMZ[00:03:12]

You're on TMZ[00:03:16]

You're on TMZ[00:03:19]

Every single celebrity[00:03:22]

Knows they're gonna be[00:03:27]

They're on TMZ[00:03:30]

TMZ[00:03:32]